Willow

Takes a cracking corner

Wilson and/or Isak will get a longer term injury at some point in the season so we really need some backup. A young pacey striker like Brennan Johnson would be ideal although expensive

sorry I just posted that hoping someone would quote a funny reason why he'd be there too

Shola's also in Milan

Just flicked through 42 pages of this mad shit Would be fantastic if it happens and as said, if Ashworth's in Milan, that has to be a done deal. So would this mean we're still allegedly after Madison AS WELL? Because that'd be fucking insanely good

Vurnon Anita, now THERE'S a player!

Jesus give up on pushing Jeff Hendrick on to any team, let-alone Sunderland. He's absolutely shite and would be lucky to even get on Sunderland's bench

I echo the thirst

SAFC

Chuffed for him, didn't realise he's about to join Real Madrid too

Refusing to get excited just yet as I'm expecting the usual rebuttal articles but............gaaat DAAAYUUM

Makes a mean cuppa tea at the training ground, makes sense

Will we be buying a striker this summer? Because we need to buy one. Brennan Johnson would be ideal, imo

10th June getting married in Rio, Joelinton best man

No pressure today, just have fun, keep a clean sheet and go for a win against a dogshit club. It would be the icing on the best cake we've had in 20 years Wish Joelinton was playing, what a BOSS he's been for so long now. This comp just reminded me of how vital he is to us:

Extended Highlights available https://youtu.be/_XprKmJsXdw

Bin yasel man!

70 points is absolutely mental And utterly deserved!

We've fucking done it, so happy!!