Willow

Is that the "Burnsie" lad who has arguments/conversations with himself on twitter?

Just naturally beautiful, no excess make-up, just pure class!

What's the status of a new training ground, have we found a spot for it or even begun? I've forgotten but knew that we've revamped some of the current one

That's really awful, I sincerely hope he'll be ok and that they saw him quickly. My father suffered the same but with multiple bleeds which was horrendous and was never the same. Fingers crossed for Edwin.

mustn't get hopes up

Really really really need a new interviewer as said, he really is horrendous and amateur as fuck. Also I'm guessing the awful muppet on the stadium tannoy will still be there next season playing fucking DJ Otzi or whatever. Just the absolute dregs! Sorry, had to get that off my chest! Tonali is fucking mint

Ignoring what it'd mean for potential outgoings, I'd absolutely love Barnes here, always been a fan of his. If it's about £35m get it done asap tbh imo

Interviewer: Fans fans fans fans fansy fans oooooh the fans think about the fans the bestest fans fans fans fans Sandro: my english is a not so good can you a repeaty? Interviewer: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Narrator: They did.

Ex Manchester United fan who recently switched to Newcastle United, hence the...name. Don't ask me

still my all time favourite nufc pun headline Coco Pops Inter Toon https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Coco+Pops+Inter+Toon.-a0134814046

"How much?!"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65996807

Hope it'll allow him to afford to pay his former nanny

Jack chill out mate

I like

I'm getting unreasonably impatient and want more links and transfer tittle tattle NOW

Fuck it, I'm having pizza tonight ...was planning to have it anyway tbh

I vote the thread to be called Transfer Rumours

Right get Tonali off and wrap him up in cotton wool for the flight please, the plane's already warming up

Seriously, just having someone of this caliber alongside Bruno alleviates a lot of pressure on Bruno. It's going to be tasty and I'd hate to play against them, especially with terminator Joelinton (with his new Brazil firmware updated) there too