Willow

Yes, we'll finish in the top 8 this season

Without another striker in, we're going to struggle making things happen up top. Fingers crossed eh

Would we be happy with a draw here you reckon?

Will them signing Dennis mean their Ramos interest stops?

Get 'er done

I agree but Burn at LB wouldn't be much better out of position but then who else do we have, Manquillo?

I'd doubt Burn would play left back, Dummett would come in and Botman will still be on the bench for this one. Eddie said he's still ensuring Sven knows the system inside out before starting him but I'll guess we'll see My prediction is a sneaky late 1-2 win, Burn from a corner on 80 minutes

What a condescending cunt

I want the next tweet to say Paqueta's price has now been set to £10m just to see the incredulous reaction here

My word, absolute scenes if this happened, my socks would be fully blown off

Could someone post that gif of him hopping in the swimming pool again

Aye not fussed on Dieng after a quick scout Other bloke though, way aye

Won't get my hopes up.. What's Dieng like? May have a deeks on YouTube out of boredom

Using ? in a toon transfer tweet seems to get traction, next they'll start using a chicken emote for no good reason

How much money does everyone think we have to spend this window? Hope was thinking it was about £40m wasn't he? In terms of the Maddison offer Personally I think we'll get a younger striker in on loan and save the rest for January although I'd absolutely love to proven otherwise

Excellent away performance from Brighton, big respect. Man utd al owa the place and deserved precisely nowt

Subs on way, way too late I'd imagine

Are we finishing above manu this season then?

Wonder what Man utd's wage bill is like

On a hat trick, please please

Fully deserve to be leading, Brighton