Vinny Green Balls

No. Too quick. Needs to be slow and painful. What if it was a glancing blow, but the shock caused him to shit out his intestines?

I'd imagine you're quaking in in you boots. That's how I roll.

I find the question very offensive.

Shame on you, Bimpy.

Yes. The fucker should be well aware what's happening when death does come.

guffaw Virus has already infected the team's ability to finish for some time.

And I'm telling, our GD is likely going to play a massive factor. Come the end of the season, his overall strategy will turn out to be a mastercraft if we stay up with this flotsam.

This

Well played to them!

Have a feeling that we will be happy we got him instead of Sturridge. Of course it's based on nothing but wishful thinking.

It really is a sad state of affairs when a horribly cynical old fucker like me is one of the optimists of the forum.

Galileo disagrees. Somebody didn't pay much attention in first year physics.

Hans would probably agree with me that the script is fucking terrible.

Read my post again

At least Stifler can breathe easy knowing that he doesn't have to champion gingers on the football side of the forum.

If you like sports movies that make the new Bad News Bears movie look like The Natural, then they are a safe bet.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/348/331/8b0.jpg http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/348331-i-see-what-you-did-there Law of Retrospective Attraction

Goodbye, sweet Morlock prince.

Nothing in the least bit dramatic about that. Here's hoping he will be filling that seat very soon, man

I've hadith with all these fucking Islam digs.

Makes Guivarc'h look like a World Cup winnner

And thankfully we have you supplying us with a manure-truck filled to the brim with pungent criticism. Geordiedean can't seem to get it into his head that Joselu was nowhere near being his first choice. He seems to think that he chose him specifically above all others. 'Think' is a fairly strong word here.

Reminds me of when Ben Ali and his family were stuck in the air looking for place of asylum after they fled Tunisia.

And thankfully we have you supplying us with a manure-truck filled to the brim with pungent criticism.

What an awful thing to say. I really feel like this stuff gets said so often now that the universe can't help but agree and oblige. Terrible stuff. We just need to say things like this to counteract all your constant fluff and flounce. We don’t all ride around on unicorns. Honestly, I say that stuff most of the time just to try and counter the rank negativity on here. It physically pains me it is so bad at times. The negativity gets so tiresome. I am all for it when it is constructive, but some of this shit has been just ridiculous.