Vinny Green Balls

and I have trouble feeling any real sympathy for these fucks for how much they get paid. At the same time, long may their lack of effort continue (long being long enough to remove this motherfucker's forcefield).

On one hand I certainly don't blame them, and I am not criticizing them for not bothering, since I want that fucking 6 foot tall human manifestation of Herpes Simplex to be jettisoned into the Tyne. But at the same time, I can see where others are coming from, since they are being paid gross amounts of money to do fuck all. I wish somebody paid me 50 grand a week for not touching my film. They may as well become Congressmen.

Wanting us to lose, and criticizing players for not bothering to show up are not necessarily contradictory. Stop using the 1's and 0's Principle, man.

I think that's an extremely simplistic way of looking at it.

If they discover more of Lindsey Lohan's list and find Pardew's name on it...

Our list of being fucked is strikingly similar to Lohan's.

This club truly has the footballing equivalent of a terminal STD. If ever there was a human avatar of Herpes, it would be Pardew.

How the fuck does he still have anyone defending him? I wish I could be this shit at my job and still get plaudits. FFS.

Booooooooo. Fucking Arsenal deciding to take an off day.

In Gaddafi's Libya, Libyans used to invariably root for the opposing team.

Pardew will be fist pumping at the end of this one if the scoreline stays the same.

I see your Europe and I raise you this.

the happiest loss I've seen on this forum. Crank up It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

I am seriously hating Arsenal right now for not scoring more.

might as well be watching a football match between Iraqi officers.

It's amazing how liberating it is not wanting us to win Isn't it? No sour mood. It's a beautiful day today. Fuck Pardew.

It's a really sad state of affairs that I am hoping for us to get humiliated.

and honestly, he'd be more effective at this defensive shit if he just removed all the players from the field.

Think it's time for his Henry V we merry few level no more goals speech to inspire the lads.

Yeah, but we knew that Souness didn't have the bulletproof vest that Pardew has.

Reminds me of that South Park where they were trying to lose in the Little League playoffs.

If we put enough pressure on him, Ashley may not fire him, but he may well just disappear for a bit, only to pop up in San Diego jacking it in front of oncoming traffic.

That fucking 5th place finish did more harm than good to state the obvious.

going into the recent past, David Seaman is an obvious one.

Harry Kane is about as porn star sounding a name as it gets.