Vinny Green Balls

0-3 at home. respectable result.

yes he is

in times of old, Mascherano Tevez

3.5 billion years of evolution, and all for this. Fuck amino acids.

I wouldn't. It's been working like a charm.

It's fucking pointless. We set up to defend but still concede like there's no defense at all. Pardew is not only a world class douchebag, but he apparently has some serious learning difficulties as well.

Cryptic? no just applying Pardew logic Hmmm. Doesn't he normally come on when we are already 0-2 down? only to make up for those two goals he was responsible for from the bench.

Cryptic? no just applying Pardew logic

Pardew obviously going to have a go at Ben Arfa now for the goal.

I didn't! Why the fuck did it take you 5 minutes to rectify this mess though mate? Wasn't paying attention. which is exactly your problem with True Detective.

This argument might have been a little short of utter shit in 2010. But it's now 20fucking14. I'm not sure how well it will work? It's like Bush supporters telling us to judge his presidency in 50 years.

Hoddle must love The fucking Secret. What a knob.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? Theres no rule that says you need to win another one is there? 37 points isn't enough to stay up. You get points for draws as well. We cant score or defend, we certainly wont get a 0-0. We cant win from behind which is what happens in every game. I dont see another point while this mingebracket is in charge, i really cant. Don't think even Pardew's exalted powers of listless defeat will get us 12 losses in a row.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? Scunthorpe?

Seems a waste of a good cock. Pardon the cock and replace it with BrettNUFC? Give them a bit of quality time together while they sink to the bottom of Tyne and get torn to pieces by a panicking dog.

It really is bad when I just can't be bothered if we get killed. Fuck football.

Whoever suggested an actual sack being thrown into the Tyne, I would advise that we consider the old Roman way. Add the cock, the dog, the monkey and the snake in with him and sew it up.

Greece won Euro 2004. This shit happens.

Pardew rubbing it in our faces that he's unsackable.

two bullets are all that's needed.

Why is it so hard to understand that the value of a player can be much greater to the club he is at than the outside world? He may have not been worth 30m on the market, but I am convinced that he was worth that to us and our quality of football.

But Hitler and Ashley both cornered the French market.

Hitler managed Germany for 12 years. I wouldn't call that stability.

Stability is not going from 5th to flirting dangerously with relegation the following year. That's about as stable as a sine wave.

I'd rather take the chance personally. I am getting very little enjoyment out of a sport that is there for the strict purpose of entertainment right now.