Vinny Green Balls

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I wish I was, if I was I wouldn't have said anything, I would have went straight to my lawyers because with some of the stuff written on here Jack has the civil right (and financially wealth) to take a number of people to court. If he did he would end up gaining something like 50p out of every pound the defendants earn. As my legal advisor, what do you think? Could they get me on libel for suggesting that he's a Morlock?

Do people not think there is a line? Sure we have all called Pardew a cunt for how he acts and manages, sure we have all called people something big ears or something, but there is a line. People on here are saying he looks like he's got aids, he looks like he's addicted to heroin and that we should give him more. If you had a child and he was ginger and pale would you say that stuff to him?, would you say it to the guy walking down the street? The biggest fucking problem is though that people actually do hate him, all because he used to play for Sunderland, all because he got involved in a bit of banter after he helped them win the derby. Pretty much everyone on here is hoping he fails, waiting until the moment he puts a foot wrong so they can lay into him, heck the even did it at the weekend after the Malaga match, even though there were plenty of players that did you did just as bad if not worse than him. I don't hate him because he played for Sunderland. I hate him because he's a ginger. http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/gingercartman.jpg

I can forgive that pure vein of nose-tipping sanctimony, Mr. Kerouac, but that fucking run on sentence is a crime against humanity.

He's like the Jackie Robinson of Morlocks. Finally the league is no longer segregated for subterranean hominids.

Not quite accurate. We will be extremely lucky if Man City is kind enough to provide lube.

that's hedging bets if I've ever seen it.

It looks like he's been scribbling on himself with a permanent marker. Probably a result of Pardew's tactics and game philosophy lecture.

Pardew should replace Mark Regev as Israel's official spokesman. Clearly reading from the same excuse manual. them rockets is a fret to our Tel Aviv.

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He made her sound like some Babylonian myth beast that devoured everything in its path. She was probably an Eva Mendez lookalike. I pictured his relationship something like this:

Contrasting SBR's grace and charm with the King is disheartening to say the least. And that's not even mentioning the styles of play

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2278977/kevin-nolan-duck-dance-o.gif That goal celebration was literally Nolan in full sprint.

They both love swimming in raw sewage.

Nah, they just stopped calling her Ruth after 6 months.

They are human and I would expect an expression of great sadness, but what they did goes above and beyond.

I felt the same way. And the very few callous comments were attacked immediately. Football rivalries rightly dissolve when shit like this happens. We are all fans of football, and more importantly, human.

That picture of him smiling is really tearing me apart. I've lost several close friends and acquaintances in Libya over the past year, but this somehow hurts just as much, because it infiltrates into my escape from the pain: football and the football club I support.

This is awful. Of course every death from this utterly horrifying and awful, but it naturally hits that bit closer to home when they share in the suffering and love of our club. Given all the shitty news over the last few weeks, I've been seriously in a perpetual state of being on the verge of tears. Fallen comrades

big manager, he says

For drunken loons who shat away much of their talent, George Best pisses all over Gazza.

Even those prick seagulls were in on the distraction.

Robben was immense and over 7 games probably the best performer. Certainly in the top two for me. Every time he got the ball, it seemed like something would happen.

How do you not include Platini in a Top 10?