Vinny Green Balls

Schar is just brilliant

God damn Schar is fucking ours, man!

Funnily enough, everyone ends up blaming them.

Stop making excuses for Kane’s performance here

Zuber clearly did time in a Russian prison.

Gotta say how impressed I am with Southgate putting in the elbow grease to manage both England and Portugal in this tournament.

Pretty easy to do when he just wanders around like a dementia patient

At least he won’t favor either team

I’d be even more furious if I was a French supporter though

How was this guy an athlete? He has the grace of Theresa May.

To choose tennis over football is a damning indictment.

I still feel that Foden and Bellingham aren’t helping each other at all.

He’s a brilliant player, but misused here.

At least England have scored in open play though.

Foden doing brilliantly to set up a counter attack for the Swiss.

Most blatant handball

England looking like Portugal here. Playing well with the ten men who are actually playing.

Kane is a passenger

Foden carefully picking every position on the field where he poses zero threat. He did his homework.

I'm sure they'll do it anyway when the House of UnAmerican Activities declares it a foreign agent.

He even has the name of a guy who would miss a crucial penalty.

Make Portugal slightly above average again unfair. I love Portugal.

It would be 1-0

Portuguese Homelander?