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Molde have absolutely dominated. Shame there's no chance they can manage to advance.

Any previous rivalry, or did anything happen in Valencia? Bit unnecessary that banner otherwise IMO. They lost by six goals

Really hope Midtjylland does not win. Hate the Moneyball approach to sport. Fuck outta here with that.

Fuck you hans Now I just seem weirder

Haha. Butt ate. You eat butts. Hahaha.

I know it's "banter" to call him a paedo and that but he isnt really. I'm not sure we'll ever see this girl, but while he did know she was 15, I bet she looks about 25. Wasnt because she was 15 that he went after her Stifler-esque, but if you go by word definition he'd not be a pedophile. Nobody knows what you'd mean if you called him a filthy hebephile though

Sepp Trump

Scored a stunner with his fight foot from about 2000 yards. His fight foot is much better than the one he doesn't use for fighting to be fair.

Somehow makes it even worse Fuck that emoji.

It's not about sacking though. It's about unsuspending him and playing him.

They got snow the other day down there. Probably turned them crazy seeing white stuff fall from the heavens.

A stripper with a smelly fanny.

He's calling us shit, man

I made a proper translation of the Mads Hansen tweet, fwiw: "Watching Newcastle - Lillestrøm at La Manga. I can inform you that Newcastle are not as shit as people say they are, they could manage to survive in the Norwegian league."

He's really fucking ugly. I hope his career fails completely and he has to clean dishes for the rest of his life.

Celina is crazy good though. I hate his father so much.

It's actually an excellent site if you move away from the Pure Football threads, with some really knowledgeable, intelligent posters. PF is like an asylum mind. so big fat sam as expected has got yous looking like a team that is hard to beat, if you stay up, and i expect you to more than us, what do you think he can do next season? europe? Should change your name to Skirge's ghost with shit like this.

Our reputation is large outside of the UK. People aren't saying that we're good, but when they hear Newcastle - they assume we're a big club - and thus our failures are weird to these people. As mentioned by Nut, it doesn't mean we're actually doing well. It just means we have a high brand recognition.

The commentary That must be a bugger of a language to learn. Also, pretty sure he kept calling Shelvey 'Voldemort' It's not hard to learn tbh, as we have very few words compared to other languages and fairly straight forward syntax. Just pronounciation would be a bitch due to our æ, ø and å letters.

I dare say that outside Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool and Chelsea we're the most well known English team (alongside Everton). That is name value only, as people that know of us doesn't necessarily know how bad we are because they don't keep up to date with the performances of the teams that aren't top of the league.

You do. Tasty.