Kaizero

Danish tinted glasses, man. He's never even been a manager.

Contemplating going to bed. Apathetic as fuck, feels like all my hopes and dreams have been buttraped.

Sorry Sol... but you should be asking Ashley that instead. Aye, because he regularly sits in his office at SJP and welcomes drop-in sessions from the players. If I were a player, I'd simply try to force it! What have I got to lose?! Err your jpb/wages? Oh yea..... as if that's a major factor for them! If I care about not wasting my career in a circus...then I'd happily lose 2 weeks wages, tbh. Then you obviously don't know professional footballers. Money is all they have, otherwise they wouldn't be on 40/50k a week. They don't care about Hughton THAT much. money is all theyhave? sorry.... but some of them actually want to do well in their career... not waste it in a circus. Then they'll request a transfer. They would never strike, they just wouldn't. They're not like fans, it's their job. And who said anything about a strike? ! Sorry. Getting it mixed up with what Kaizero was saying. This thread is moving too fast I never said they would strike, I said I wanted them to. No way they'd do it.

What else would? No players = in the shitter. Fans being mad = hahaha, I'm Mike Ashley. Not saying they would strike, just saying it's the only thing I could see that would have any effect on Ashley's upcoming decisions.

We've been dead all along.

I honestly think the players should strike to show their dismay. That would probably be the only thing that could get to Ashley.

That one is interesting given how visibly annoyed and distraught Jonas got towards the end of the WBA match. More than probably nothing related to that, though.

Pardew will turn out an amazing choice for us and we'll be unbeaten for the seven first games next season. Well psychic, me.

When we found ourselves in times of trouble, Chris Hughton came to us. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in our hour of darkness, He was standing right in front of us Leading us to safety, let it be.

We're not a club that would challenge at the top end of the league.

Mike Ashley trending on Twitter.

Those pics.

Do you think there's a chance of Diego Maradona coming in? Apologies for my poor Spanish.

I'm sorry, but if you seriously believe that then you are insane. This will turn the players into a pile of mushy s***. KaKa is rather insane, tbf. Hey, that's messed up. Cool your jets my friend. It's meant in good humour, man. You're sound.

I'm sorry, but if you seriously believe that then you are insane. This will turn the players into a pile of mushy s***. KaKa is rather insane, tbf. Hey, that's messed up. Cool your jets my friend. The players should quit the tweeting all their sorrows tbh. What they should have done is put in more effort yesterday. I hope we get someone who is tough on them next. They're a bunch of softies. Wonder if Rijkaard would fancy it ... don't answer that btw. Also, the more they tweet, the less the pretendy ITK's can make things up. I tweeted Jonas asking about Maradona.

Are there anyone mad and desperate enough for a PL job to come here? http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/4/1275660463841/Diego-Maradona-006.jpg

Give it up. No new manager will want him. Any manager we get in will be of the turbo s*** kind. It's not about the manager wanting him, it's about Hatem wanting to stay. Hatem said one of the main reasons he came here was because of Hughton. He might like the new manager too man. He probably had never heard of Hughton before he signed. Way too early to speculate about him hating the new manager. Not if it's Alan fucking Pardwho.

Give it up. No new manager will want him. Any manager we get in will be of the turbo s*** kind. It's not about the manager wanting him, it's about Hatem wanting to stay. Hatem said one of the main reasons he came here was because of Hughton.

I'm sorry, but if you seriously believe that then you are insane. This will turn the players into a pile of mushy shit. KaKa is rather insane, tbf.

Goodbye Hatem.

Just put £10 on http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01466/diego_maradona_1466578c.jpg because I'm so fucking angry and can't think straight and it feels like Ashley's manager appointment logic. Star -> Random -> Star -> Random-ish -> Star AND Random

Wouldn't surprise me if Crazy Ash appoints someone mental, it's that time again on the cycle. What are the odds on Maradona? Will be Pardew though. But still.

Excactly what I thought. Man, I hit the wall that hard that my hand is bleeding now. I broke a pint glass at the moment I saw the headline in an instant outburst of WTF rage. Now there's glass shards and fanta all over. At least I didn't cut myself on it this time.

Had a fucking great day up until I got back home, logged on and saw this. Shaking with rage. What the fuck. Seriously. What the fuck? I'll always love you, Chris. ♥