Kaizero

Somewhere in the recent pages of the Pards thread Dave's listed all the signings of Pards IIRC.

"Is nice", his English is starting to remind me of Borat's. Charming as hell though.

Vilarreal, Zenit, Spartak, Twente, Ajax, Braga, Stuttgart, PSG, Porto, Sporting, CSKA, Leverkusen, Kiev and one of PSV or Metallist. Leverkusen aren't through yet. It'll be Atletico and ARIS if Atletico beat Leverkusen and the current ARIS result remains, no?

Toilet paper loving cunts that ARIS lot.

Rosenborg need to buy a new striker that actually know how to score. Also, Austrian refs need to learn the offside rule. Also, fuck Greece.

Did my usual bet on Rosenborg. Only not £100 this time, just £50 @ 7.50. (Bet on Unibet before the odds were lowered to 5.60 today.)

Traffic light themed.

I'd have bid £2 tbh. Russell acted rashly there.

I just want to be taken over tbh.

Rich enough to buy the world cup

Let Me Kaizero That For You. He's in his kegs playing World Of Warcraft. I don't say kegs. I would not know what kegs meant if I didn't put it in context with the rest of your post. Nice attempt, though. Nice attempt? It wasn't an impression. I Kaizero'd it in the sense that I found out. You just want me to say he no longer plays WoW, don't you?

Let Me Kaizero That For You. He's in his kegs playing World Of Warcraft. I don't say kegs. I would not know what kegs meant if I didn't put it in context with the rest of your post. Nice attempt, though.

We're like battered housewives wanting to keep the faith in our abusive husbands even though we know a beating is right around the corner.

And Napoli of course score just to rub it in.

I have Liverpool as well. They stand no chance.

I hate Unibet for having added a scratch card button. Fuck you, Unibet. Fuck you in the pisser.

Scared the fuck out of me with this thread. Thought he was back in some capacity when I saw the thread title.

Why do people keep reading that thing? It's like an NUFC Blog for general football.

who is it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markus_Henriksen 18 year old, already in the national team. Got the "Norwegian talent of the year" award just yesterday. Apparently a host of "big" European clubs after him already. Watching him each Rosenborg game of the season I'd say he's looking destined to be the best Norwegian player of the current young generation, only time will tell though. Keeps scoring some absolute stunners from distance as well.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00818/Markus_Henriksen_818626p.jpg

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW-jJaj08W8 Even the fart sounds are so obviously fake, man.

nwoat

Funniest thing, all of our current crop of homegrown wonders were scouted/signed under a board that ended up being chased out of town (and rightly so). !! there is hope! http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5190/originalimagei.png

Sorry.