Kaizero

Norwegian tips for the day: Hønefoss - Haugesund 2.90 - 3.40 - 2.30 Kongsvinger - Sandefjord 1.85 - 3.55 - 4.00 Lillestrøm - Start 1.85 - 3.55 - 4.00 Odd - Aalesund 2.05 - 3.45 - 3.40 Rosenborg - Viking 1.40 - 4.50 - 7.25 Vålerenga - Stabæk 1.85 - 3.55 - 4.00 Double: Rosenborg Haugesund dnb £10 @ 2.32 = £23.2 Treble: Rosenborg Haugesund dnb Lillestrøm £10 @ 4.30 = £43 Quadruple: Rosenborg Haugesund dnb Lillestrøm Vålerenga £10 @ 7.95 = £79.5 Dare to Dream: Rosenborg -1 Haugesund Aalesund Vålerenga £10 @ 29.51 = £295.1

That Pep one.

Do you not mean "shameful"?

This.

Jonás Gutiérrez

Competently controlling a football, to start. And being able to go past several men and still deliver a good ball into the box.

Fuck you Neil, fuck you. Not that it would have mattered anyway with the rest of the results today.

Started slowly but the last seven/eight minutes he had a few awe-inspiring moves. Should have been on a lot earlier, IMO.

Thank fuck Dresden didn't manage to make the pre-match thread this time.

Blackpool.

At least Ben Arfa looked like living up to the hype. Can't believe McLoven got on before him.

Williamson didn't do bad.

Did you see what the dog was wearing though? Arseking for it.

Nah, mine are regular handicaps. Makes sense now. Aye, I'm not as confident as you Only means I can go when they go in and I cash in double.

Nah, mine are regular handicaps. Makes sense now.

Where the fuck did you place that? I got: Celtic Man Utd -1 Arsenal -1 Newcastle -1 Man City -1 Fulham -1 with £5 paying £659

link nufc.co.uk

Not a bad call Fergie would drive him down to Birmingham himself. It has to be his most embarrassing signing. You and me both know that last sentence is a lie. No, I really don't know. Explain yourself, sir. Massimo Tiabi, David Bellion, Eric Djemba-Djemba for starters. Could go on for a while. I'd even toss Veron in above Owen given the fee paid.

Portugal have sacked Queiroz (or however the fuck it's spelled?).

"The NUFC new recruits realise the scale of their challenge after watching a 3 minute youtube compilation of Shola, which doesn't feature a single shot on target"

This is obviously true, but it still doesn't change the fact it could be a lot better.

I'm of the opinion women's football could improve drastically if they made the pitch and goal smaller to make up for the obvious physical differences between the genders size-wise. But as is it's just messed up as the keepers are like 1.60m and can barely cover any part of the goal.

New one is better than the old one, could easily have been a lot better though so I'm underwhelmed.