Kaizero

10 mins is hardly a lot of time tbf.

Thought it could be fun to do the BBC league predictor before the season started (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/predictor/default.stm) and then come back at the end of the season and see just how wrong you were. Personally I find it more interesting to not press update table until I've done all the results, as if you update as you go you'll no doubt find yourself rigging the rest of the results to get the table you have in your head before doing the results. But you do as you please. Most of you should know the drill on how to do it, but here's a shit guide just in case: you just fill out the results you think will happen and then when you're finished you press "update table". After that you press the print screen button, open paint and paste it in there. Then you crop it if you want to and host it with an image hosting service. Mine: http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8363/tablew.png

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,52480.0.html or http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,58527.0.html tbh

You rarely see those scorlines in the modern CL though. The "smaller" teams have done really well for themselves the past years, it's a myth and a pet hate of mine that to be a good footballing side you need to have a well known club name and be from Spain, Italy, Germany or England. Naturally teams from said nations do better than the rest, but the gap isn't that big making you see embarrassing scorelines. Then again, I take it with your view on "smaller" teams, the footballing world would be better without them. Should rather just be a major European League or something instead, yeah? With all the big teams in the world. No need for smaller nations and their smaller teams to be near something like that, though. They don't know how to play football, yeah? I catch your drift. It's all rubbish anyways. It's not the "Champions" League, it's the "top four from a few nations" league.

Bring on Copenhagen, Rosenborg will show Disco who the best Scando team is after those two legs.

Blackburn blatantly annoucing they're going for Moa Abdellaoue by Gamst Pedersen saying "They're going over on Wednesday to watch him play for Norway" and Fat Sam saying "I'm not gonna tell you who we're interested in as that could make other clubs come in and take it from us."

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,68368.0.html

Stuttgart can fuck off, scoring in the fucking last minute of added time. Would've won £55 had Molde held on.

a RBK fan loving Molde success? (i want norwegian teams to progress also) but can they do it? Not anymore they can't. And I want all Norwegian teams to do well in Europe as it'd improve the league and make clubs more attractive to better players, and more money could mean better investment in youth and etc. etc.

Fuck off Stuttgart, stop trying to ruin my fun.

Molde go up 2-0 in Stuttgart. I'm loving this.

Molde take the lead 1-0 in Stuttgart

Tossed £25 on Aalesund to beat Motherwell @ 4.00

Same to you mate, though I hope you don't get it. Congratulations mate. I thought we played very well in that first half tonight. But as soon as you got a goal, we couldn't come back from that, and the best team clearly won in the end. After having been to the game last week, and watching you lot destroy us (so much better in every position), I was expecting us to lose 5-0 tonight, so strangely enough, I'm not too disappointed, as we gave you guys a game for 60 minutes tonight. shame you two couldn't have met up for one of the two games. I actually wanted to go to Trondheim, but the flights were too expensive and it's too far to go by bus IMO, especially when you're certain you'll lose. I was keen on Stockholm as well, but the same reason stopped me (expensive flights) and I wasn't keen on driving.

Premiership Top 6: Chelsea, Man United, Man City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool Relegation: Wolves, West Brom, Blackpool Surprise teams/players: Newcastle and Andy Carroll Top Scorer: Didier Drogba Where will NUFC finish?: 11th Domestic Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Forest, Leeds Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Palace, Scunthorpe FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Tottenham World La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Inter Milan Champions League: Barcelona World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi Other First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': O'Neill, Grant or Mancini NUFC's top scorer: Andy Carroll Will Blackpool get more than Derby's 11 points?: I think they'll get 15.

Yeah I got it this morning... And is the sponsors patch as shiny and 'ironed on' looking as (many) feared? Yeah i'm afraid so :S Will it cause havoc with your nipples on a cold day?!?! Where the fuck are your nipples located dude.

This.

Good game today Towelie. You fought well until we scored and then you just seemed to give up. Sincerely hope you make it into the Europa League, though. Need more Scando teams in the continental competitions to improve our players/attractiveness/leagues.

tbf I thought it was quite funny because of some of the reactions on here.

Original text: "Seriously pissed, why can't anything be simple? It's frustrating waiting around for jack shit. Do I want to go to Hoffenheim? No! Do I want to go to Werder Bremen? No! Do I want to go to Newcastle? Yes! Then stop fucking around Levy!" ...56 translations later we get: "True, why. Germany has cut my dog? Werder Bremen have lost Yes, I want you, oh, look!?"

IIRC there was something written about him talking to Habib Beye or something.

52 seconds, you jinx yourself quicky.

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