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Did you win?! Yep, ended 1-3 to Bucaspor. Contemplating putting £6 on Panathinaikos coming back from 0-1 down against PAOK at 4.50.

You are fucked mate, absolutely fucked.

That it's superstition and that this is nothing but coincidences and bad luck like any rational and intelligent human being.

Was an article in the Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet in their Europa League final build-up about his time at Viking in Norway. "Who are you? Franz Beckenbauer? Get the ball up to the big man and let him deal with it." - Said to defender Alexander Gabrielsen who tried to play the ball in his own back four. "I made this exercise yesterday in hope that we could improve. But I forgot I am in charge of a pub-team." - Hodgson when he was unhappy at the way the Viking players did his new exercise. "There are three categories of players. The first one are top class. You admire them. They will win you trophies. In the middle you find normal players. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. In the last category you find players you really dislike. They are shit and dont give you anything. And Bjørn Berland, you are in the last category." -Said to Bjørn Berland for rather obvious reasons. "I am really happy that you joined the training session. First of all you seem like a decent player. But most important, today I was not the fattest one on the training field." - Said to a player during training. "I couldn't care less about that Mickey Mouse tournament." - Said to the junior team who wanted to show a trophy they'd won in a local tournament. "Are you drunk? I really hope so. Because thats the only exuse for your passing today." - Said during training. After a match Hodgson made it perfectly clear to the press he would not comment on any questions about the referee. But still, someone asked. "What did you think about the ref?" "What paper are you from? Dagbladet?" Hodgson replied. "No, Nettavisen." "Even worse." Hodgson said, before taking the pad and pen of the journo and wrote ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENT in capital letters. There's more stuff, but I can't be arsed to translate it now. Might do it a bit later on before the final starts.

Unibet for everything but the Norwegian 2nd and 3rd Divisions, for that I use Nordicbet.

Do you have any clue on these teams or just bet on a whim? This particular one is a whim as they're 2-0 up and still have 1.50 as the odds for a win The Singapore one I actually checked out a bit beforehand by checking the S-League standings.

£50 in play on Bucaspor U20 with a 2-0 lead over Eskisehirspor U20 at 1.50 at HT.

FAO: Yanks How big is the chance of Klijestan making the 23-man cut? Want his name on the back of my US shirt, but would be a bit redundant if he didn't make it.

I clicked to cash-in with a £30 loss when it was 0-0 still at 75 mins, then it freezes and won't let me press it. I'm thinking, fuck, now they've stopped the betting, and then it unfreezes showing Etoile having scored. Yay for sheer dumb luck!

381 apps 82 goals. Aye, the goals certainly do follow.

£50 on Etoile FC vs Sengkang Punggol FC to be precise.

Depends on if I get my groove back, been in a crazy downward spiral betting wise up until this week, which has been good. Also, there's quite a few outright winners around these days with Rosenborg becoming vulnerable to the odd draw. If it makes you happier, I have £50 riding on a random Singapore team in play at the moment though. Still 0-0 so might be the start of another downward shit spiral.

Put £5 on the five cup matches, and £15 on Fulham to win. Hopefully will be nice.

The cup is hard to guess, but I would go with: Kopervik - Vard Haugesund Kjelsås - Fram Larvik Stavanger - Vidar Verdal - Levanger at 7.16 for the quadruple. Keep in mind that cups are hard as fuck to predict in the first rounds so don't blame me if it goes belly up, but on a normal that that should easily go in. If you want to get the odds to 21.48 add Stålkameratene - Harstad. The odds are a bit high, but Stål usually always do well in the cup.

Guarani up 3 now.

On the subject of English managers not going abroad: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/may/11/tony-adams-manager-azerbaijan wtf?

I'll tell you what, you give me that tenna, and I'll happily pay you £1000 if that happens. £2,000. ONE MILLION http://charmingmiamihomes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dr_evil.png

Guarani go one up.

In English? Waited for the in-game odds of Guarani to get up to 2.00 (I've no idea how to use that fraction shit that makes no sense at all ) before I'd put £20 on Guarani to win.

And it's on.

He's in their 30-man squad, man.

Waiting for the in-match odds on Sportivo Tridense vs Guarani to tip 2.00 for Guarani before I'll toss £20 on that shit.

Representin'!

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