Kaizero

Oh how I absolutely loathe Derby County.

How is it possible to be as Jekyll & Hyde as we are in our matches? One half good, other half shite.

Carroll shouldn't have started.

Now watch us play an abysmal second half.

Blaydon Races

He's famous and got money. she can do better Not really, no. She's around that celebrity-status poacher-wife.

Carroll needs to get off for the Ameobinator.

Nolan close.

Ant, of Ant and Dec fame. I don't think anyone would have said a thing if you left 'fame' out of that post. Ant and Dec are great, if only because they made the joke "Thank you, Ant or Dec" possible in Love Actually.

I have a snake that looks like a penis. It lives between my legs. I've named it "Mike", as it only comes out to play when I see a post by Mike.

Very good start, just need a goal. I'll turn the TV off again, then, because we've done nowt since I've been watching. Please do, we give you a short summary after the match Superstition is gay. Homosexuals are gay. You are correct.

Very good start, just need a goal. I'll turn the TV off again, then, because we've done nowt since I've been watching. Please do, we give you a short summary after the match Superstition is gay.

http://www.lcfc.com/javaImages/19/b1/0,,10274~3584281,00.jpghttp://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/dishing/rat.jpg Hmmm... Why do you want to insult that cute rat?

Ameobi is rather shit on a greater scale, but can score. Carroll is just shit.

We've been sexy, and have actually played football.

I cannot concentrate on the match. All I can see is red, white and blue tits. It's great. Mike is great. I wish he had tits.

Harper

We're Newcastle, they'll blatantly score against us since we're playing great football.

http://images.hugi.is/knattspyrna/153515.jpg

Raylor must've been practicing corners lately.

I'm gay for Jonas, in this match.

Colo sexy.

Raylor fucking close.

We've only been good in one half in our recent matches, so we better be or I'll worry for us in the second