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There should be published a book named "Best of Harry-Norway" "Sack Dennis UnWise,he is a troublemake. As long as such caracter still move around the corridoors at St.James there will never be peace and quiet Make a banner for the Hull game with TAXI FOR Mr.UnWISE "

"The question is not who we want as manager,the question is who want to take å job like this,9 managers for the last 12 years,next man in will be the 3rd manager the last 15 mounths."

"KEVIN K" Now that's a nickname I've never heard

I concur. I miss Harry.

24 out of 60 threads on the 1st Football page concern Shearer in some way, put these together and you have 91 pages. I'm not lazy after all it appears.

We have more than one thread concerning Shearer. Put them together and you're probably close to 100 pages. I'd count, but I'm too lazy.

What makes me laugh is........this thread.

It says that the potential new signings have gone for a longer amount of time than the Shearer thread, and that the Shearer thread will inevitably catch up in a few days time.

I say someone should go to the Hilton and turn on the fire alarm every hour from 1am to 8am.

Was saying this to me father this morning. I dont see why football should be an exception.....just because they earn much more money doesnt give them the right to fuck about. Aye, the most successful Biathlon http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41118000/gif/_41118618_biathlon_416.gif athlete, Ole Einar Bjørndalen (35) has said he's not had a drink of alcohol in his life because from a young age he knew he always wanted to be successful and that a drop of alcohol would ruin his body and form.

Argentina is looking good value for ending up fifth if they don't get their act together. And I'd not say they're third rate. They'll get their act together though, they're Argentina after all. But still.

Well those people are not professional athletes who should be on top of their game each day. And those people don't get paid to be on the top of their game everyday. It's an idiotic comparison, and not at all hypocritical.

If you go outside sports such as Football and Rugby, and to sports (dunno the names, but still) in the winter and summer olympics, like running and skiing, if you even have a beer you're booted off the team as you're an athlete and always need to be on top of your form.

He's not even THAT bad looking man, just mildly unlucky with his appearance.

Not charismatic? This man could exude charisma just by staring into space At least you get the impression there's a brain between his ears. I think he's improved a lot since he started working for the BBC. Always was a bit boring but he seems to have livened up a bit now. Keegan is Clinton, ridiculously charismatic, connects with everyone, slightly flawed, a tad unstable, gets attacked by unscrupulous fuckers. Kinnear is Bush, a walking joke with no brains. Shearer is Obama, a little less charismatic, a bit more serious, but exudes strength, power, gravitas, new to the job but respected by everyone. FYP.

I like turtles.

You mean Fake Alan Shearers Says

OH MY GOD I'M ON TV! HELLO MOM, HELLO DAD, HELLO EVERYBODY, LOOK I'M ON TV. I'M ON TV!! OH MY GOD, I'M FAMOUS, I'M GONNA BE LIKE JADE GOODY. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES ON TV. WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO THE HELICOPTER?!

I'm more surprised "most people online today" only peaked at 242. Almost a third less than the forum record.

You can still hate him even though he's no longer here you know.

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That statement makes it sound like Kinnear will be back in charge after the season It's hardly surprising is it? They can hardly say 'The Club have made the appointments while Joe Kinnear (who is shit) continues to recover at home having recently underwent heart surgery.' I think they should say "The Club have made the appointments after sacking the useless fucking cunt Joe Kinnear who is at home recovering from heart surgery."

That statement makes it sound like Kinnear will be back in charge after the season

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