Kaizero

I hope for Jim's sake he is otherwise someone who should be wiped from the planet. A bit harsh considering all the other mental things going on at the minute. Less humans on the planet is good for our long term survival tbh. We're inching closer and closer towards Idiocracy becoming a reality tbh. That said, I'd love for the US to have President Camacho instead of President Trump, so perhaps we're already there.

3.4 / 10

Yeah, Argentina should wipe the floor with those Brazilian excuses for footballers.

He got Liverpool closer to winning the league than Rafa or even free spending Klopp. It wouldn’t be the end of the world, far from it and probably my first realistic choice should Rafa go. Would rather Ronny Deila Would rather an actual manager, but each to their own.

I just might kill myself if Brendan Rodgers becomes NUFC manager. End of days.

Also, this is probably the fifth time I've seen news articles about "Usain Bolt's pro soccer debut". He's yet to play in something that's not a friendly against shit opposition. Why doesn't the press know these things. Especially how he's played in friendlies for more than three clubs now. (Dortmund, Strømsgodset and Melbourne). Fuck life.

He couldn't even get a contract when he had a trial at Strømsgodset, even with Puma saying they'd pay his wages.

I get Shearer so I'm alright.

Really harsh, right? He's gone pretty under the radar aswell. They’re the second richest team in France, well run and have been fighting in the top for many seasons. Nine matches into this season and they’re in a relegation spot.

I still want us to be a Nike team as an adult.

The actual teams (Brann & Lillestrøm) are irrelevant, but the story is perhaps one of the lowest fan behaviors I've seen in eons. A supporter of Brann got pushed in front of the subway and ended up having to amputate his leg, then Lillestrøm showed up at Brann Stadium with this banner:

If I had the money they have I'd 100% be dressing up in shit ugly very expensive clothes as well.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/hammarbys-kennedy-bakircioglu-celebrates-wonder-13345909

I have full faith in Rafa Benitez as a manager. I've less faith Rafa is as motivated as he used to be though, which concerns me. But we all knew he'd be off if Ashley didn't sell, so can't say we didn't see this coming either. The fact he's actually still here says a lot about Rafa as a man of his word, but even then the stuff that's been out of his control and going against him would have absolutely broken many others. It's a no win situation for Rafa as is, sadly.

Managed to put £25 on Hertha instead of the £2.50 I meant to do, very pleased about it now

That's totally the same like. See my post following that one regarding reminiscing of good times and mourning what could have been.

Comparing HBA with Kevin Keegan. Relevant. Like comparing Demba Ba with Alan Shearer. Are we following Demba Ba BTW? I don't even know where he's playing these days. He was a better player for us than HBA. The comparison is very apt as it's clearly not a comparison regarding what they did for the club, as that would be a silly comparison as you do point out, it's a comparison regarding how they made the fans feel when they were at the club. When you watched a KK team you were full of optimism and hope. When you watched HBA with the ball you were full of optimism and hope. Then the people running the club took that optimism and hope and threw it in the garbage and put it on fire, which in turn solidified the memory of the optimism and hope one felt earlier, when there's no optimism and hope present anymore. Of course it's part hyperbole how much HBA means to many NUFC fans, but it's a feeling regarding wasted potential and what could have been if they were just backed - which in turn makes those moments of pure joy mean even more to those who witnessed them.

We shouldn't talk about Kevin Keegan either, he's not at the club currently you know. Can't reminisce about good memories or follow his current status because of that. That's how things roll.

YT "ESPN FC Sport Science - Messi's goal vs Athletic Bilbao. (2015 Copa del Rey Final)" just watch that. It's a great, great goal. Not sure I'd put it in a top ten list though. Total bias this, I'm sure, but there's two Ben Arfa goals for instance I think are better just off the top of my head.

What is this nonsense? Just because it's not shown live in the UK doesn't mean it's not shown to millions and millions of people around the world It's the main match over here tomorrow, pre/post-match studio talk and all.

This might be it. I have no prior knowledge of the people doing this.

It all depends, as I in general have enjoyed both British stand-up comedians, sitcoms and similar in the past. But I'm sure there's something lost in translation here though as there's people liking this shit that I in general seem to have similar tastes to based on comments in other threads. For me, this is just someone blabbering on about shit and making up personalities/stories around people where those personalities/stories aren't even close to fitting. Squires, as an example, does a similar thing but he tends to nail it (for me). However the formats are very different, and a two frame gag from Squires is easier to nail than trying to maintain a story-gag for far too long like these guys do. Guess the difference here could be in general storytelling between Brits compared to general storytelling between other cultures. An example from my own experience is the time when everyone was raving about "The Fun Bus", listened to it, and came out of the experience questioning existence due to the extreme boredom it caused. Then there was the "Gangs of the PL" people were raving about, listened to it, and it was just a long, long story about fictional personalities not doing anything at all of note in a public toilet. Admittedly I've not listened to anything else after those two experiences, because jesus christ, nothing happened.

Managed 30 seconds before I had to turn it off, cringe Legitimate question here, what sort of thing do you's find funny ? Things that are not excruciatingly boring and unfunny.

Squires is funny tho.