Kimbo

There’s the John Stones I recognise.

Leicester are one of the few good things about football these days. I hope Iheanacho ends up being Vardy’s replacement.

Because that would mean actually watching games. Punditry is probably painful to listen to for fans of all filler clubs.

I'd be surprised if they haven't been golfing buddies over the years with Shearer.

The standard of the league is really poor this year - even a Man City aren’t as great as people make them out to be Agree with this, I don’t think Man City are as good as they have been in previous years, but if you just look at the numbers you would think they’re incredible. The league has been a grim slog, and the fact this poor Man Utd side will finish second says a lot. On the other hand, premier league teams are pretty dominant in Europe, so maybe this is bollocks and I just hate football now.

Dirty Harry Kane at it again.

Brighton are getting 3 points today.

Dummett is nowhere near Enrique defensively.

Such a strange football club. Sometimes clubs like Norwich don’t seem to care about staying in the league because it’s part of a long term plan to get the money and build for the future. But with us, it’s just self harm. It’s like crashing your car into a wall because you can’t be arsed to turn the steering wheel.

I’m pretty sure Jordan spent years defending Mike Ashley and his lack of investment.

I think if The Sun had a town cryer it would sound like Jim White. His voice makes me want to dunk my head under water.

That would’ve been a joke penalty. It’s barely even worth looking at.

I think it’s a dive myself.

It’s just another desperate attempt to deter criticism and portray Newcastle fans as the problem. Newcastle fans are always the problem to many in the media, unless there’s a foreigner in the dugout they can get stuck into.

Not sure how the commentators can watch that and not mention the dive.

Redknapp banging on about the academy. Fuck me.

This all sounds utterly pointless. If a premier league manager needs a lower league coach to come in and teach him how to prepare a team then he obviously shouldn't be in the job.

Game’s getting dusty.

The guy watched the ‘If’ speech from Mike Bassett and was inspired.

Man Utd fans always start frothing when Rafa gets mentioned.

Carragher has spent the day doing his research while Neville has been off wanking over yesterday’s point.

Damn, we’re going to have to switch to a more defensive style now.

Two limp dicks flopping against eachother. Sky will be furious they have to televise this.

I didn’t say I wanted them to merely lose.

Why? A good kick in the bollocks for the maskless crowd gathered outside.