Newcastle Fan

One day soon when goals are flying past him in his local Sunday league fixture his mates are going to wonder how the fuck did he play for Newcastle United.

Sahko was a good deal, been having such a good year with strikers, everyone i sign seems to bag a goal or more right afterwards.

Shades of Ben Arfa there, some fantastic skills.

At least we tried.

Kane captain, kinda regret not signing Giroud

Got Saido Mane and Sahko in for this week.

:lol: At least Vuckic is doing well.

Alcaraz played like fucking Maldini against our fucking shit front line that we started.

Joe fucking hart man, best goalkeeping performance of the season

This game is nuts, can't remember the last time i've seen a game this open.

Joe Hart brilliant today.

Fucking Insane game, should be around 7-2 for Barca.

What the fuck was that by Ter Stegen

Messi is just taking the piss today.

Any idea where the fuck our other 4 players than we loaned to them are? haven't seen or heard anything about Shane Ferguson all season.

If your goalkeeping coach is a fucking fat prick no wonder none of our goalkeepers develop. one year in a decent team and he'll be one of the best out there.

Would've kept Vuckic and played him till the end of the season, at least he could've improved and become and good player for us instead of going to Rangers and playing below his level.

Not goo enough to manage a pub team, definitely getting the job here.

Captain Lukaku was such a good move, you could always bet against us.

Yoan Gouffran Ladies and gentlemen.

How good was Fraser Forester btw?

The only reason i'm looking forward to this is because Lukaku is my ff captain

Villa bringing a 16 year old on

Here he is

Vuckic scored again today.