Newcastle Fan

Worst player on the pitch today.

Playing really well but we can't seem to score. Why did Martins of all people take that penalty?, and why the f*** did he take it with his right foot???! , thats the last thing you want when your team is in a relegation fight. Steven Taylor is f***ing brilliant, for all the s*** he gets on here he's the only player who seems ready to die in order for us to avoid relegation.

He's decent but that last mistake was hilarious, have to admit i laughed my ass off when he did it.

None.

Tyrone Mears just scored the goal that is bound to knock Ajax out of the Uefa Cup

In doing so paying around 9 million and he turns out to be a (possibly gay) flop that dosn't even make the bench, classic

His goal per game ratio is still immense, legend.

This, they should torture the fucker who killed him to death.

Was shocking today, missed about 8 chances to score.

Its like someone removed the square from Jonas's joystick.

feel bad.. it was a great goal Description? Ran almost the whole pitch to score.

The fat bald guy in the background?

Decent prospect, much better than Ameobi imo, hope he improves him form beacuse we'll need him in the championship

Good for Arsenal even though their fucking shit.

Same player who played for Fulham not so long ago.

The Arsenal game is still going on btw.

Lyon scored, need two more.

At least gives us an excuse when we get relegated.

"Ranger joins previous SJP winners including Kazenga LuaLua, Andy Carroll, Matty Pattison, Martin Brittain, Peter Ramage, Steven Taylor, Mark Walton and Shola Ameobi" Thats a frightening list!

We need more english clubs tbh..

Maybe its because their destroying Real Madrid as if they were playing us?

Does us = Newcastle United? You have been thinking of Newcastle United V Real Madrid for the last 3 season while the rest of us have been thinking about a wet Tuesday night playing Barnsley. What did Real do to us if us is Newcastle. He's a Man Utd fan.

naaa 8 Fucking hell

What a fucking start by Liverpool