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Inter's centrebacks are top class.

Poor leap from Terry, really.

Sekou Oliseh, his nephew. Decent young player. Oliseh's are Nigeria football royalty.

It's not like Ortega has been lighting the world on fire since 2002.

To be expected, really. Think about it. It is natural that the player of the year would come from the club that is top of the league and has dominated the headlines all season. Other than Nolan ,the main options are Jonas, Enrique, and Colo: foreigners that are not particularly well known in England and don't score many goals. Kevin Nolan is a player who is well known and has been productive statistically, scoring more goals than all three of those combined. It is not illogical that fans of other teams would select him.

For a completely useless nothing club, Hull have certainly provided a lot of interest and color to the Premier League these last two seasons. Certainly won't miss them when they're gone though.

You just know that Ronaldo would never have went on to be as good as is with us. He would have shown great promise under SBR, only for Souness to come in and pronounce his name wrong, causing him to leave in a huff.

I could see him playing for Inter, actually.

Why molest the majority of the stadium, when you can inconvenience a small minority?

I feel like a bunch of 20 year old Malaysians would get destroyed playing week in and week out in a European league. Actually, it is only the second tier, so maybe they can compete.

Bordeaux are rubbish right now. Got outplayed by monaco and ended up drawing 0-0. They're throwing this away. the OM-TFC game tomorrow night is massive, now.

Let's go and win this, now. Destroy Boro's soul.

Do they always have to find the fattest, most naked Newcastle supporter?

Pancrate is significantly more rubbish than I remember him being in France.

Best about to write his name in Newcastle lore.

Hardly Butt's fault. Not even a dangerous position. If you want to win the Championship you simply have to be able to defend those.

What rubbish defending.

It's not an illogical sub bringing on a DM for a striker. We have nothing in midfield. Wish it was Smith though. Or even Barton limping around.

Football only began in 1993 didn't you know? Large proportion of Newcastle supporters haven't seen the club win anything except the Intertoto.

Good keeping by Harper.

Trophy Vigins?

Chelsea 2-1. Far too easy. A tap in header from two yards out.

The Hall-Kadar pairing is not one I would be looking forward to.

Ashely looks very round today.

Heh? To this point, I mean. It is already important due to geopgraphical considerations, but the Forest result means that a win here would really put us in prime spot for automatic promotion.