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What did Shola get sent off for?

Actually glad I'm working.

Aye, I bet it was. He's still a thick cunt then. I remember playing against his school team and he spent most of his time talking to his mates on the sideline whilst they were getting humped 8-0. Also had his name written on his boots in felt tip pen.

Guess who wins again...

Just realised I'm at work so I'll miss this. Don't know whether to be pleased or aggrieved.

'If you think you can replace him, then come and have a trial son!'

WHAT IS YOUR POINT?!

Does he have a leather suit on in that interview on SSN?

Why would his fatha give an interview to Goal.com?

Looks absolutely bereft of confidence at the moment.

Danny Simpson.

Buy a centre half you tight fucking cunt.

Good luck.

If we don't replace him we're going down.

Make no mistake about it, Everton's left side will cut through Cisse and Perch with ease tonight. Who played at right back when we played them at Goodison for that first half? Wasn't it Perch?

Thanks for the goals and the syrup. Now hopefully he can have a Torres-esque start to his Chelsea career.

So basically, on SSN in about an hour. Edit: Here he is.

This month's FourFourTwo has none other than Danny boy telling you how to 'Stall a winger's charge by staying on your feet.' Amongst his suggestions are to be as close as possible to the winger and to show him outside to force a throw in. Incredible.

It's taken me a good half an hour to realise this was a thread about Remy, and not Debuchy. Half an hour of wondering why the thread title had been changed. Half an hour of wondering why people were talking about Remy, QPR and other random French footballers they may try to buy. Bedtime for me.

It's mental when you look at the passes/possession from yesterday's game. We outpassed Arsenal, yet we've ended up with a hammering.

The ball being passed to a right back who can actually do something with it.

Who replaces him champ? Carver! He'd do a better job Now you're talking completely out of your anus.

If he cares anything about losing out on the big money next season then he'll spend big in this window. We know what's needed, fucking buy them.

Alreet then, let's just watch them play.