NEEJ

Surely it's just: adidas originals = classic three stripes New adidas = honking oversized stripes

It'll be an honour to see him play for Barcelona.

Wasn't there a Mike Ashley character that was dropping nuggets about the takeover?

I'd imagine he'll step up at some point though.

If he's on it, a LOT of high speed running and pressing. If he's not, expect him to go through the motions and probably go down with something and come off at half time. He'll get plenty of goals and assists over there with the way your lot play (and the pens you'll win), but he also loves to cut in and balloon it over the bar. I'd probably have traditional finishing as his weakest trait. He's also prone to losing the plot and will no doubt cost you dear with a needless red at some point, probably in El Classico.

The seats in the older parts of the ground are an absolute nightmare for anyone who isn't a short cunt. What's the appeal of sitting unless your knees are shot?

Aye, it's all gone to pot since that day. What a shite time we've had in the meantime. Seriously, man.

Howay Kaka, include the source for the quote, man. We could be discussing the ramblings of Paperback for all we know here.

Eh?

Gonna be hundreds of billions in Priority 1.

That's a bit of difference.

It's absolutely honking. So much going on, and all of it baaaad. Adidas' ridiculously thick 3 stripes should be nowhere near a football shirt.

Aye, if we get a win on Sunday we're absolutely in the mix. I'd expect at least 4 teams above us to drop points this weekend. It's mental how compressed the table is between 8th and 16th.

Saw legit ITK images of their 26/27 offerings today and they were sponsorless, FWIW.

His lowlights reel is gonna be hilarious come the end of the season. Some absolutely mental decision making coupled with him becoming more and more flat-footed with each game.

Howay, man.

Aye, a victory at home by two clear goals against the league's most in form team (who started the day in 6th) has certainly lifted my mood. Miserable get.

I'm not sure why, but this gives me a sinking feeling.

I was talking about your use of "Pool", you relentless knacker.

Please stop this.

If we sacked Howe and appointed Southgate I'd genuinely pack it all in like. Is this mate of yours okay?

Good result for us if we can capitalise on it!

HE SCORED FOR ITALY, MIKE. GOOD LORD!!!

Absolutely nowt as usual.