NEEJ

He's very quick thinking, that's what's impressed me most. His first instinct is to pass and move.

All you lot in here on your high horse about the ball taking a deflection man. It's not clear at all.

If we had a right back who could cross a ball we'd improve tenfold. The amount of time Simpson ends up with is ridiculous.

Our set pieces make me want to cry. Krul's long kicks make me want to cry. Pardew makes me want to cry.

Berbatov just fell over, then ran into one of his own players, yet still has the ball. Unreal.

Hold on. We took Anita off? Why?

Damien Duff, what a little tosser. Hate this bloke so much it's unreal. He was a coward for all his time while up here, then he moves on and actually plays well now and again.

Krul is brilliant one-on-one.

Demba is a greedy man.

What the fuck is that man?

Awful keeping. Tremendous stuff from Hatem mind. Get in. More of this please.

FUCK YEAH!

Tiote has been shocking. As has Gutierrez. Santon has been poor by his standards, Ben Arfa too. Our lack of movement is our main problem. We simply don't create enough options which leads to us losing the ball.

Cramped dressing room will be the one tonight.

Jol looks so much like a bulldog.

Just how loose though?

They haven't scored for 1000 hours of football or summat. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/match-centre/article303135.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Newcastle-Mike-Williamson+cropped

Shelvey talks like English isn't his first language.

Impressive finish from Gerrard actually.

How is Tevez still on the field?

What the fuck is Nasri doing man?

LERL