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Based on what? I've seen him a few times for Man United. But in all fairness to him, getting more football could do good things for him. He was highly rated in France was he not? Was indeed. Underwhelming to say the least but I dont think anyone can judge him based on the limited opportunity he's had over the past year or so. Wish I had faith in the idea he's Routledge's replacement.

Based on what?

That's a bit different to him throwing a wobbler because he couldn't take set pieces. pardew's just admitted that they 'saw the problems coming' regarding barton and the usa trip. that's f***ing ridiculous, they shouldnt be going on a pre-season trip without one of the best players. yes it's his own fault for ending up in jail but we are where we are and we should be together as a team. Load of rubbish that like. So our whole pre-season plans should revolve around Barton?

His horse is called 'My Body is a Cage?' Weird song title to pick like.

I've got two die hard Charlton mates, and a Hammer. None of them have ever taken the p*ss beyond the nature of the appointment, instead, have had decent things to say about his potential, and the way their teams generally played. All three were to a greater or lesser degree dissapointed when he left their clubs. Yeah but do you know that Bob Paisley and Brian Clough hailed from the North?

Lambias actually looks like an old nurse. Scary.

Jesus

"We're live to David Craig." "Well, we seen Joey Barton arrive at training this morning, he was on his phone." Yeah I know you moron, I'm watching the same pictures you are. Hate that bloke with a passion.

Reckon Jonas is going to have a different season without Jonas who helps him quite a lot defensively.. Jonas without Jonas would be very interesting indeed.

I seriously hope you're kidding, I refuse to believe you're that retarded.

Say wut? What on earth does any of that even mean?

With all the chaos, the club have forgot about him! He's probablly swimming here, he aint gonna be happy when he turns up on Whitley Bay beach to find out whats been going on. Can he swim? Actually, that wont be necessary as he can walk on water.

David fucking Craig. Giving us the most pointless update ever. Would never get tired of kicking him in the face.

He's not really that smart though. Yeah he often knows what he's talking about, but to label him as one of the smartest footballers around is a bit novel. He's not smart enough to keep his hole shut long enough to stay out of trouble. He's spent a good few years changing his image but over the past few months has just begun to unravel all of that imo. He's still a volatile cracker, just using Twitter as his arena now. I do like the bloke, but he's trying even my patience now.

Did he score today? What was it like?

Rest in peace Bobby.

Derek really is a dickhead.

I thought Inter have a Barca style shirt for this season?

Better than spending the £35mil this like.

Was that match as good as it sounded?

CHIPSHOT PUTTING A BOW ON IT IN STOPPAGE TIME KISSED OFF THAT FRAME AND IN

Can of corn for whoever? Ehhhhhhhhhh

Long-headed lob? What the fuck man?

There's someone called Julian James AND Robbie Rodgers in the same team? Nutty names.