Our previous number nine gave everything in every game, almost the exact opposite can be said for Mr Ameobi. Playing for Newcastle means everything to him? Jeez. I put more effort in getting out of bed than he does in 90 minutes. You don't write fantasy stories by any chance mate?
You know that Obafemi Martins was our previous number nine right?
Jeez man. £35 million for our last number 9.
Alan Shearer also played number 9 once, just in case you weren't aware.
Aye but I don't like talking about that big gypsy, so I overlooked him.