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Another striker who dont score goals? How many league goals did he score this season? 6? Aye, 6 goals and 5 assists. Watch him take any team/league by storm next season. You dont half talk some shite.

Why hasnt he signed yet?!?!?!?

Seen that, was quite funny. 'Well Cesc's off to Barca', 'And Nasri's off to Man U isnt he.'

They're selling one of this at the Heart Foundation in Eldon Square. I had this one with Hamman on the back I think, then we sold him. I did the same with Ferguson. I was livid.

Theyre never gonna know which kid is there, or if theres a kid with you at all. I was a disabled senior citizen for a while (about three years).

Or if he's just seven years old.

Aye. Couldn't half strike a ball in his first stint. Came back a completely different player. Remember reading an interview in the Chronicle when he had just got back into the team and he scored against Man City I think (cue the funky chicken). Was quite funny, his kids didn't believe he played for us since he was never in the team.

I assume he means the week has ended.

Luis Figo's advertising Just For Men.

I think you're untrustable, and I refuse to believe you.

Plain black back, shorts and socks look like theyre just the home kit ones.

It looks nowt like Gosling, strange...

Wikipedia's brilliant. I fully believed Calvin Harris was Rolf Harris' son.

I love how people are just demanding we sell him. He's good enough for us at the minute. If we buy a better right back then great, he'd be fantastic back up, but it aint gonna happen.

Here we go...

You what? She looks about 10!

Was at his band's gig last night at Riverside. Surreal.

But it's Paul Scholes, he can't time a tackle *chuckle chuckle*

Nobby's back up here at the minute.

Fucking buzzin lyk!!!

Ego. Powerpod.

Went over to sort it out today. Originally submitted mine, the brother's and the sister's together (which the bloke actually stapled together). Requested a seat move to the milburn balcony next to me brother. They somehow managed to lose mine, renew me brother's existing seat and me sister's existing seat in February. There was no phonecall, no confirmation letter to inform us 'we're renewing your sister's seat even though you requested a move and even though there's no one next to her.' The box office had called me midweek, they had no knowledge of that either. To top all this off, some little fuckwit club shop worker decided to use an air compressor right beside the tills to inflate some footballs, blocking out all sound of speech.

Clever boy.

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