NEEJ

CHIPSHOT PUTTING A BOW ON IT IN STOPPAGE TIME KISSED OFF THAT FRAME AND IN

Can of corn for whoever? Ehhhhhhhhhh

Long-headed lob? What the fuck man?

There's someone called Julian James AND Robbie Rodgers in the same team? Nutty names.

Juggling act by Demba Ba. I can't get over this!

Nigerian born Englishman.

Off an angle of 45degrees. Unreal.

COAL-ACCINI

Taverni-A. Love it how he tells us when he signed, and how there was a loan spell. The ball is lugged upfield.

Coal-accini This bloke is not real. There's no way he can be this hilarious by accident.

'The Trinidad and Toboggan' Everything he's saying is cracking me up.

'Armeobi', 'Bad backpack backpass' No fucking way, this bloke is unreal.

The bike imagine.

Did he just say 'we'll put the second half to commence'?

Or bullying him relentlessly. It's funny either way.

He's still yet to agree to this himself though. Can see him not wanting to play for McLeish. Not that it makes any difference to us of course.

They can't be this daft man can they? Ah...

Some of the fans are at times clearly ineptitude. Wut?

As I've said before, I'm glad I don't have that s**** in my life. It's the derogatory opinion of people from the North East I can't abide. If you want to live your life on the moral highground, get on with it, but don't try and pretend it's a problem with us. Who the f*** do you think you are? United for Newcastle? You're an embarrassment. Dont normally agree with what you say, but well said. What a muppet.

The women practiced them heavily apparently.

Those last two penalties, Christ! The second last one for England looked like she'd never taken a penalty in her life. Horrible run up, horrible finish.

Speaking of French diving, I hope our new recruits aren't too prone to diving - hate seeing NUFC players diving What, even when Jonas dives? It's hilarious, looks like he's been hoisted up by his puppet master in the skies.

He played every minute for Deportivo the season before we got him in, impressive.

F*** me!! Do those socks really have R and L written on them to make sure you put them on the right feet? Last seasons did too. Think I've always worn them on the wrong feet because I'm a rebel like that Ergonomic fit, innit

Who is noone? What a classy cunt you are.