Coco

About 15, playing indoor 5 a side at school. It was completely flukey, but must've looked class. The ball was played a wee bit behind me, and I kinda caught it with my heel and flicked it over my shoulder, then just smashed it in on the volley from about halfway. It was so satisfying, I still think about it and smile

It's criminal that Le Tiss never really played for yous. He's easily one of the most talented English players. Ever. I mean, the man singlehandedly kept Southampton up, imagine what he could've done in a good side...

For a split second I thought you meant Rafa Benitez...

Was about to post that it would be crazy to get rid of both midfield enforcers, but this is Perez...

Items with Quotes need a full thread. It's a quote from Neill Warnock though...

Surely no need for a new thread...

Is it not just that he can't be registered until July. i.e He can join the squad and whatever, but will just be ineligible until he is registered...

Who is the other? Out of interest, why would Roberts be a pointless signing? Because he's old, an average footballer, and doesn't score many goals. We need a striker that will make a significant impact. When you consider he starts most matches on the bench I wouldn't have expected him to score that many goals ... He may be 32 but he's still fast and strong and this is something that we don't have in any of our strikers. Jovanovic from Liege isn't it? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8507355.stm 6 seconds...

This...

Thats madness Why the hell did you bet on Fred Couples you crazy mofo I dunno. I went low on him for the craic, and then when he looked like he was going to actually do it, I lumped a few more on him...

Having a really good few days... http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/3207/90642027.jpg

Wish I went bigger on Kuyt first to score. Only stuck €2 on him...

Fucking Liverpool...

I have a tenner on a barca/inter double. Should lift about €30 if things hold...

If they've only signed him for €2.6m in January, how realistic is it for us to come in with enough of an offer to prise him away so soon?

Fuck it, why not, I'll have some of that too... Have a fiver on Drogba to get 2 or more at 3/1, and a Drogba/Chelsea wincast too...

O'Hara is a quality player. Seems to be a real box to box midfielder, good on the ball, and not afraid to put the work in. Exactly the type we need in the centre...

The SPL is a fucking joke. The standard of referees is a disgrace. How he can send off Brown and not give Lafferty anything. Shocking...

Looks just like Cisse's a few years ago, against Blackburn I think...

Stop backing that team then...

1st one up already, and 3/4 up on the 2nd...

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