Gallowgate Toon

They're shit at home, aren't they? Got a weird feeling we won't lose, tbh.

Also, we're just not very good. Our best football this season has been when we've gone the simple route. Trying to play 1-2s in tight areas and build moves, with our lot, just doesn't come off well at all.

Leicester didn't even press us high, though. They were happy as owt to sit off and fill spaces to make it hard for us to pass. We were too proud, I thought, to do some old-fashioned stuff and get the game open.

What a goal.

Don't think we'll go down, tbh. We'll be patchy as fuck but just about see it through enough until January and then get a couple of players in.

Dummett had an absolute nightmare. Couldn't seem to win a header, kept losing his man and was absolutely shocking on the ball.

He actually moved on a couple of occasions and did one or two decent things. Overall, he was still shit, but there was worse around him and he didn't seem to give up.

Aye, he was horrible and it's not like he's good enough off the ball when we're under the cosh to compensate. Tiote, as fucking crap as he might be, has some presence about him. Genuinely think we missed him when he went off, which is a pitiful state of affairs, nobody else was there to get a grip of the game. Sissoko should be that man but he's just not got the attitude.

Odd game. Thought we started quite brightly, Sissoko got a bit of joy getting in behind, a nice interchange or two but it all went very flat soon after. Not sure if it was their break that shook us a bit or Tiote going off but we just seemed to lose impetus. The switch to 4-3-3 resulted in absolute awfulness. Wijnaldum and Sissoko are mint magicians, like, fucking disappeared all second half and I think that was as good a snapshot as any to show the fat knobhead why we need at least one central midfielder in January - not a single tackle between the 3 of them all half and Gini/Sissoko looked lost trying to attack through the middle - the result was a nice big chasm of nothingness. Some of them just looked like they couldn't be at all arsed and/or looked as if they'd been in the piss the night before, so delayed in their decisions, so much less snap/desire to get the ball and do something with it, no pace on passes. Only Sissoko ever showed any willingness to get in behind. I think we've played some good football over the last 6 weeks but today was the absolute opposite - hardly any one-touch play, lots of unnecessary short passes, nobody trying to dribble at players, nobody showing for the ball. The last one is crucial, the whole point in building from the back is for players to move ahead and make space for more incisive balls in, nobody did. And when we did try and play in tight areas, we came up embarrassingly short. Leicester were nipping all around us and wanting to get stuck in, too many of ours were ducking challenges and letting opposition run past. It's just so odd, they've worked hard to get out of the mess they were in and then go and produce that absolute shite. It all just looked so half-arsed, like it was a bit cold and they didn't want it. Leicester were very average on the ball in the first half, I actually thought we'd been the better team (very slightly), but they always kept up their intensity and it paid off.

Not too fussed if he doesn't change the line-up, tbh, Leicester are a really energetic and tough side. This probably isn't the game to ease Thauvin in to as a starter and Wijnaldum is probably better off not having to fight a massive midfield battle.

Like Wijnaldum, he shows the odd bit of desire to get back but he's generally awful at it. Spurs away last season was the only game where I thought he looked like a proper box-to-box midfielder at breaking up play and driving us forward.

I don't think he's going to be a driving midfielder for us, he seems to play in bursts/moments and likes to ghost into positions. I think the current system allows him a lot of freedom, tbh, he's not as bogged down in defensive work, is covered by the CMs, is given huge license to roam and is constantly getting in the box which is what he seems to love. I'd move him inside for Leicester, even as just an experiment, but I don't think the current shape particularly hinders him. I think he's mint, btw, but yesterday just wasn't his day, he just didn't seem on it when on the ball which isn't like him.

Leaning towards this, myself. Have massive reservations about leaving Tiote to essentially defend on his own and I think it'll somewhat restrict Wijnaldum as he seems best ghosting into central positions from out wide, but I think it's the best we've got available to us. We can't keep on having such a narrow left side for home games, we can get away with it away when we're looking to break more. I'd like to see us press a bit higher but I doubt we have the fitness, we seem to have too many absolutely shagged after 70 minutes.

If they were a good team they would have scored five today. They are a well organised, hard working championship team. I like their style, which I put down to their manager, but they don't have good players. They are missing all their best players don't forget. Wilson alone would've won it for them with his finishing. Yeah, so they outplayed us without all their best players. That means either we are spending money on poor players or the manager isn't putting together the right team. Or we just had an off day, performance wise. Like picking an unlucky lottery number maybe. Sounds about right. None of our previous 6 performances were anything like yesterday, so it's not illogical to say it was just one of those days where not much was going well. I wouldn't be eulogising about Howe yet either, I caught Bournemouth against Villa and the mackems and they were very average, we just turned up with an open shape and players not at it and it played into their hands.

We had about 35 shots at goal in these two games didn't we? If we were lucky yesterday due to Elliot then the same must be said for Stoke and Butland the week before where 2 or 3 were genuine top class saves and hit the inside of their post. Sunderland at 11v11 was just a matter of time before we scored and the decision to make it 10v11 was proven to be wrong by the Premier League. Aye, we did, and a higher percentage of our shots in those games actually came inside the box (50% of Bournemouth's were from range). They're a side that 'look' dangerous because they play at pace but their two really decent chances came from set pieces rather than open play. Once we accepted it wasn't our day going forward (Perez, Wijnaldum, Sissoko and Janmaat were all losing the ball really easily, like) and decided to grind it out with an extra midfielder, they were really quiet. When we played the mackems and Stoke, they got plenty of bodies behind the ball. That's always going mean a slower tempo of play from the team that are doing the majority of attacking. We went to Bournemouth and played with a pretty open shape so it was much easier for them to find spaces quicker, I didn't think they were anything special and most of the time it was just us doing ridiculously stupid things to pile more pressure onto ourselves.

If they were a good team they would have scored five today. They are a well organised, hard working championship team. I like their style, which I put down to their manager, but they don't have good players. They are missing all their best players don't forget. Wilson alone would've won it for them with his finishing. Yeah, so they outplayed us without all their best players. That means either we are spending money on poor players or the manager isn't putting together the right team. Or we just had an off day, performance wise.

Yeah, I'm encouraged by him. He tells it like it is. We have played decently for the majority of games this season. I think he deserves a bit of time to get the squad how he likes it, plenty of signs that he's changing the mentality of the squad and 5 years of Pardew is going to take a lot of work to change. I just don't get this "I like him, he's honest" business. I'd rather have a complete c*** in charge who knows how to set up a football team. This guy seems to be another Pardew, scared of his own shadow with the two defensive midfielder nonsense. I'd hardly say he's another Pardew like. He doesn't hoof it long, but he still sets up too defensively. The midfield doesn't work and he's not changing it, so he's just another fraud as far as I'm concerned. He set us up more offensively earlier on in the season and we got battered, keeping space tight seems to be our best bet. The CM problem isn't as easy as it sounds. Our defence does need a lot of protection and we do need CMs in there that are happy to put in the dirty work, as unfashionable as that is to say, as a result. Wijnaldum and Anita as a pair seems like utter suicide, as there's no steel between them at all (not to mention Wijnaldum will never have played in a midfield 2 in his life). Tiote-Wijnaldum might be passable on paper but I think both of them need protection/ground covering by their partner (for different reasons). SMC has instead pushed full backs up more, moved the 2 wide lads inwards and got the CMs to drop back - it's not a long term solution but we've been better since we started doing it. Like I said in the previous post, that's all very well at the start of the game, but it wasn't working and he didn't change it. We got p*ssed on for 80 mins and a side with premier finishers would have put 5 past us. He gave it a chance for players to get themselves sorted after half time and it didn't work (we've played plenty of 3 man mids over the last few weeks and still been able to perform). He made the sub and changed to a 5 man mid after 62 mins, Bournemouth were much quieter after that.

Yeah, I'm encouraged by him. He tells it like it is. We have played decently for the majority of games this season. I think he deserves a bit of time to get the squad how he likes it, plenty of signs that he's changing the mentality of the squad and 5 years of Pardew is going to take a lot of work to change. I just don't get this "I like him, he's honest" business. I'd rather have a complete c*** in charge who knows how to set up a football team. This guy seems to be another Pardew, scared of his own shadow with the two defensive midfielder nonsense. I'd hardly say he's another Pardew like. He doesn't hoof it long, but he still sets up too defensively. The midfield doesn't work and he's not changing it, so he's just another fraud as far as I'm concerned. He set us up more offensively earlier on in the season and we got battered, keeping space tight seems to be our best bet. The CM problem isn't as easy as it sounds. Our defence does need a lot of protection and we do need CMs in there that are happy to put in the dirty work, as unfashionable as that is to say, as a result. Wijnaldum and Anita as a pair seems like utter suicide, as there's no steel between them at all (not to mention Wijnaldum will never have played in a midfield 2 in his life). Tiote-Wijnaldum might be passable on paper but I think both of them need protection/ground covering by their partner (for different reasons). SMC has instead pushed full backs up more, moved the 2 wide lads inwards and got the CMs to drop back - it's not a long term solution but we've been better since we started doing it.

for him do you mean? find that a harsh conclusion given the chances he's had to actually play Aye. He was fucking minging against the mackems, seemed much smarter today and didn't give the ball away at every opportunity

Seemed about 10 seconds behind the play today. Not at the races at all.

I can forgive a bad performance as we've played relatively well for large chunks of the last 5 games or so, today was just a mixture of some poor individual performances and our weakness when we play this shape against 3 man mids. It just wasn't happening for a few of them today, especially going forward, and it was a good move to shore things up, IMO. Some of the tracking from out wide was absolutely abysmal, like. The subs didn't make sense to me but I thought they both helped to make us more solid.

An improvement

Have we been on the piss?

Few of that lot need to concentrate, far too many lapses.

Loads of basic errors, atm, both on and off the ball.