Gallowgate Toon

Exactly, that's more of what we should be seeing from Jonas, none of this run around everywhere stuff, if he wants to be the focal point of our attacks, controlling everything he should be playing CM, but he's playing on the wing, and he should try and stick there beating his man. Wasn't A Cole quicker then Henry? If so Jonas is bloody quick cause Cole was nowhere near him.

Diouf in Fratelli in Ponteland, with his wife/girlfriend they were on the phone to different people for their whole meal, then he walked past uttering 'what the fuck is this man', his wife/girlfriend is a bit on the beefy side like.

Something is not right with him, but i can't quite explain it. The form he showed against Man U is so different to the inconsistent one now. I get the feeling that he's had too much pressure put on him by Kinnear, and he's not fit or adapted enough to carry it all atm, he just seems to try to hard.

Staggering. Why? Jonas was crap against Villa until the last 10 mins, which is what i wrote. He passed it poorly, never really ran with the ball, lost it cheaply and look knacked by half time. I know he likes to defend but christ if he didn't tun all over the place as much then he might last a full game. Its okay defending in the slow Spanish league, you can catch up with play there but here he's just tiring himself out for our attacks. I must have been watching a different version of the Villa match because I dont remember him being anything but a threat. Until the run for the goal he was extremely inconsistent, passing was off, runs didn't go to many places. He needs to learn that he hasn't got to be here there and every f***ing where, this isn't Spain where you can gallop from one end to the other and the ball will be slowly getting passed around the midfield. Whether he thinks owes the fans something after injury or he's getting fit and doing too much like sprinting everywhere he needs to stop it because he looks too tired in the places that matter and is then unfocused and sloppy for our attacks. You're exaggerating tbh, in my opinion. Even if he's not playing at his best he's still one of our most essential players. I like him, i think he has the potential to be one of the best wingers ever for Newcastle United. I think i'm being harsh to judge as he is coming back from injury, but you would think he'd have a bit more discipline. He plays to a level where you have to be ridiculously fit, running everywhere, never stopping but when you've just come back you should probably play a little bit easier. Maybe he just hasn't sussed out the league's pace and thinks he can keep up with the level he plays at but for me its just wasted energy.

Staggering. Why? Jonas was crap against Villa until the last 10 mins, which is what i wrote. He passed it poorly, never really ran with the ball, lost it cheaply and look knacked by half time. I know he likes to defend but christ if he didn't tun all over the place as much then he might last a full game. Its okay defending in the slow Spanish league, you can catch up with play there but here he's just tiring himself out for our attacks. I must have been watching a different version of the Villa match because I dont remember him being anything but a threat. Until the run for the goal he was extremely inconsistent, passing was off, runs didn't go to many places. He needs to learn that he hasn't got to be here there and every fucking where, this isn't Spain where you can gallop from one end to the other and the ball will be slowly getting passed around the midfield. Whether he thinks owes the fans something after injury or he's getting fit and doing too much like sprinting everywhere he needs to stop it because he looks too tired in the places that matter and is then unfocused and sloppy for our attacks.

Staggering. Why? Jonas was crap against Villa until the last 10 mins, which is what i wrote. He passed it poorly, never really ran with the ball, lost it cheaply and look knacked by half time. I know he likes to defend but christ if he didn't tun all over the place as much then he might last a full game. Its okay defending in the slow Spanish league, you can catch up with play there but here he's just tiring himself out for our attacks.

Jonas was again poor, like against Villa for most of the game. He looks to me like he's still adjusting and getting fit, but i also think Kinnear has put all the attacking burden of the side onto his mending shoulders, which isn't too clever.

Must say when i saw Cacapa instead of Taylor my heart sank. Taylor is a very average defender, but miles better than Cacapa shows the lack of squad depth. Really miss Aby Faye Another question, what are our tactics?

Its not a case of we missed Steven Taylor cause he's good, we just missed him because Cacapa is so bad!

Absolutely fuming with JFk another sub which has lost us the game? Honestly is it cause Duff's Irish?

I really like home games in the week, makes it so much better than doing not a lot most nights.

Ferdinand has been quality for Sunderland, according to my cousin. Been raving about him. Yeah i heard that they were saying he's miles better than Coloccini, obvious bias but the last few games he seems to have been totally wank and all he did against us was win headers against Oba, who's about 6 inches smaller. I think Ferdinand is a very average defender tbh and the only reason your cousin probably thinks he's any good is because of the absolute rubbish they've had in that position for the last 10 years,.

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Only thing that'll knock Oba's confidence now is if Kinnear goes and we start from scratch again. If Oba's confident then he'll be much more consistent but being an emotional player imo he is sketchier than the average player. Funny thing is, if Oba was at a really stable club he'd be ten times the player he is atm, he'd be so much more confident and i reckon banging them in on a consistent basis.

Why? Lots of athletes drink, its not against the law.

I get the impression from that article that the team morale seems to be good atm.

ruined by the last line tbh. Dont see any striker at the club as effective as Martins tbf I believe that Owen & Viduka are more natural finishers, not necessarily more effective just technically better. I think Martins is the one who knows where the goal is the best when on the pitch, like his turn and shot against the mackems. The one that missed by a mile would that be? Oh you mean the one that missed by 4 yards, yeah a real mile that one, do you know how hard that is to do? Turn 180 degrees without looking at the goal get power into it and get it close never mind in, can you honestly see Owen do that or Viduka? i can't, last person i saw do that was Henry against Man U.

ruined by the last line tbh. Dont see any striker at the club as effective as Martins tbf I believe that Owen & Viduka are more natural finishers, not necessarily more effective just technically better. I think Martins is the one who knows where the goal is the best when on the pitch, like his turn and shot against the mackems.

Give over man. He had 2 chances yesterday, buried one if i'm correct. Well ok one in two might be pushing the boat, but he takes at least one from 3, Cisse though his profligacy is incredible.

I'd say in terms of productivity they offer pretty much the same. If i was a defender though, id be a bit more scared of Martins than i would of Cisse. I'd say Cisse brings a more aggressive and in your face style than Martins does. More direct, better footballing brain, better finisher. Cisse is possibly the most inconsistent finisher in the league, he has had some woeful misses like one from 2 yards out against Man U, Martins can take a chance in one or two, Cisse takes about 5 attempts.

What stats are you using, lad? I'm not slagging off Martins (who may have been a bit off-pace, esp in 2nd half, but I usually like to give players a couple matches back before I complain too much about that sort of thing). Owen's record for NUFC is 1 in 2. Martins' is about 1 in 3 -- which is still quite good, imo. Owen has scored 23 goals in something like 45 matches for NUFC. The problem with that stat being the 45 matches in three seasons...but that's still a better than Oba's 22 (I think) in approx. 70. Definitely a better ratio for Owen. That said, it's rather unfair to say Oba's not quality because he's not Michael Owen. Not many players are. Owen's quality is unquestionable (how many strikers score 1 in 2 in the Premiership over 10 seasons?). It's unfair to Oba to constantly compare him to Owen. Try looking at Oba on his own merits, not someone else's. A 1 in 3 striker is quite valuable, especially one who can be well-utilized to get the best out of a 1 in 2 striker (see the 4-3-3 from last season). Martins has played 84 and scored 29 but in a way it's unfair because he played on the wing for a good few games last season plus he had to settle in which Owen has never had to really do with this league and he's had his own niggling injuries to deal with. Owen has played 53 and scored 25. Owen is a better striker i'm just saying Martins has scored more goals which he has, i'm not getting into goals a game ratios.

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Scored more than Owen in half the time. Well ok i know Owen's had injuries but so has Martins over that last season and a half, they've played the same amount of games this season, 5 i think and Owen's got 3 and Oba's had 2.

Confidence looks very low tbh and Kinnear even said this week he gets really frustrated with himself cause he has really high standards, that explains his problems for me like playing safe recently and trying too hard no to make a mistake that he ends up making one. We also don't know what role he's being asked to play either and a lot of the time, it seems he doesn't know himself, looks like a different player at the moment, he looked hungrier last night though and finally showed some of his pace when he went round the full back and also when he ran onto a through ball the CB had about 5 yards head start and he comfortably got past him. I think overall when Oba isn't confident, he's not very bright because he wants to play it too safe and not do the dangerous and selfish thing that Kinnear has asked him to do.

That was the first laugh I've had all day so don't try to get out of it. You're right about the importance of the 3 points, it's all that really matters tonight and I'd settle for a few more games like that if we get 3 points every time. tonight was about more than the 3 points. confidence was the main thing missing and i doubt the 3 points will get the confidence back because of the way we were hanging on at the end. (you could see the lack of confidence in a few of the players in the 2nd half) No, you're right, a better performance and a 1-2 loss would have been much better. but while the naiveity wont make a difference against west brom, it may cost us points in the future. i think our defence played very well (apart from enrique, who was dodgy as f***) but against better teams we will pay the price for our managers stupidity. Justify that statement. I thought there was whole debate going on around this club about the quality of the players? Suddenly that debate is gone, the players are clearly a better class than the opposition and its just the manager who is at fault? Let us not forget the utter shithole of absurdity the club has been wallowing in either. f***ing silly to have 6 players in their own half while we had a corner, that guarantees the opposition possession and brings on more attacks when we could've nailed it 3-1 right there and then. I 'think' that means we had 6 players in their half whilst attacking a corner? How that guarantees anyone possession i have no idea. sorriy i meant we had 6 men defending in our own half while we had an attacking corner, and it makes it too easy for their defence to get it and start an attack, inviting more pressure onto us. Then i understand but then i also would have gone mental if we hadnt had enough back and that "defence" had let in an equaliser. That's a hard call when the side is desperate for the points. I'm not debating i would have had extra men back cause i would, probably have 4 back, but 6 i find unbelievable, one could have at least ran up taken it short and stayed in the corner but it was just a blind cross in.