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West Ham in 2003. Team contained the likes of David James, Sir Les, Defoe, Di Canio, Joe Cole, Kanoute, Glen Johnson, Carrick, Bowyer.

TBF, he's saying everyone except us, Everton and the Sky 6 will go into the Championship.

I live in the North Sea and haven't been offered anything.

No.

Rashford.

How many Bs have a 100m release clause, and you'd be disappointed if that's all you got for them? Of course he's an A.

I have a lot less confidence in him than I do Krafth or Targett, so E.

Someone says our chairman was the mastermind behind the Khashoggi murder and no-one questions it.

I'm from Dorset. When I was growing up, Bournemouth were about as big as Hartlepool. Then Eddie Howe took over.

The Howe Bournemouth had isn't the same Howe we have. He's a better manager now.

He's a B, but I gave him an A to balance out all the Cs.

Yeah - based on people's reasoning here, Hall would have been an E last season, and will probably be close to an A this time around.