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Do you think Tuchel just looks at the starting lineups and doesn't bother watching the games?

Buffalo is basically Canada.

He's Canadian.

Southern ignorance from the scouser and the bloke who has played the most away games for Newcastle United in Premier League history.

Hope Agent Shagger does us a favour.

I think it's to stop a bidding war. Say we agree £30m with Burnley, then City can buy him for the same, we can't just come back and offer higher.

We can't be far away from just replacing all the referees with AI.

Kind of want to avoid Wrexham. Losing to a lower league team would be bad, losing to a lower league team then Ryan Reynolds making a documentary about it for Disney Plus would be worse.

Reminder of Eddie's first team:

If we're not actually travelling to the US, then I don't see how we can boycott it. Not watching it on TV isn't going to affect anything.

First match I went to.

If there was a promise, how was it broken? We let him leave.

How can I hate women? My mum's one.

They'd actually have been better off keeping Darwin Nuñez.

They already have one of the best left backs in the league, so he'd have struggled for game time there.

Remember when everyone wanted him sacked last season then he turned it around, won a cup, and got us in the Champions League?

Think Isak would have a much easier time if Trent hadn't moved on to bigger and better things.

Why is he dressed as the prime minister's front door?

Because he's a lying rat cunt.

Doesn't really achieve much when every other post is quoting him.

Bet you buy coke then call the police on the guy who sold it to you.

If it was imminent or likely, Isak wouldn't be behaving like he is.

If it was Staveley and Mitchell, then who exactly has the relationship broken down with?

He's got to be diplomatic in case Isak comes out and says he's not playing for Sweden again and only wants Argentina.

You don't need to stick up for him, he's not going to shag you.