Robster

Come on Palace, he's really great. You know you want him.

Fucking hell, Burnley

" Give us a wave " probably

Including the Crystal Palace board

Ooh man. Sopranos all the way.

Because of Chelsea's fan base, yes. (assuming it's going to be between the two of them)

Eddie Howe deserves to be in the Premier League with Bournemouth. It'd be absolutely brilliant for them as a club and for him personally. Magnificent achievement. However, one day, I'd love to see him in charge of NUFC.

God I wish we had HOWE

Bournemouth winning again.

I know you're an Everton fan, but you might have to be more specific.

Sounds like Pardew's NUFC

Ssshhhhh. Let him carry on. Let the momentum build.

Know your place, insolent prole!

No one can challenge the top clubs

Nott'm Forest 0-3 Birmingham

This is exactly what will happen. Absolutely no chance Ashley will let him go. Pardew is his dream bitch.

He's our Teflon Don Never known a manager so untouchable.

I think the fact that clubs bankrolled to the tune of hundreds of millions have locked down the top spots has damaged everyone's view of what's possible in football. Southampton are 4th.

Impressive 2nd half from Sunderland obviously

0-1

Sunderland Helpfully proving how shite Pardew is.

I want harm to come to him.