TaylorJ_01

Football's biggest fraud. Guy is bang average and has been treated like one of the World's elite players all his career.

I'd just go 2 hours. Sure split between us all it's chump change and makes things a bit easier time wise.

If Ronaldo returns to Man Utd I would actually find that pretty awesome. Man City would have made me sad. As others have said, we aren't competing so not really fussed about getting pumped by Man Utd or City any more, it's inevitable.

170m

I don't watch any of his lifting stuff really. More to do with back/shoulder pain relief and workouts and it's helped a lot. For free too!

Hah of course he's been cancelled. Who gives a shit, he's helped me keep in shape. So many nerds just desperate to bring down people doing better than themselves. In some cases (like this nerd) leverage off them on the way down to get views and likes.

Marseille/Nice seems to be full of nutters. Nice is a cool place at least but Marseille is so rough.

Bale goal. Forgot Hazard was there, they must be raging they paid like 100m euros and he's been injured for most of it. Unfortunate as he was unreal at Chelsea.

Odegaard is such an Arsenal signing. Can't believe how much they've spent vs what they've ended up with.

fat pest

Arsenal buy total shite. They seem to do the worst of both worlds, paying absolutely loads for generally unproven young prospects.

Sounds like Messi is on 520k a week after tax?

Messi to PSG is hilarious, football is so crap teams like them, Chelsea, Man City etc have absolutely ruined football for me. Why even bother with it. Makes Ronaldo horsing the life out of Messi the last few years even tastier.

Embarrassing stuff that, sad nerds.

I don't get Grealish. I stopped watching football when he was a bit of a waster, come back few years later he's suddenly worth £100m. I reckon he'll get bored and flop, he's pretty daft and doesn't seem like he's that bothered about football.

Bassong was decent for 500k and sold for 10m or thereabouts after 1 season. I loved Habib Beye and was good value at 2m, but not worthy of the top spot. Probably Shay Given for me

I love how he has 3 first names, and for that reason I wish him all the best.

Must have a class agent then

Apparently old pictures, but amusing all the same.

It was really weird, have to think there was more to it. When he did eventually get a game for the reserves I'm sure he scored a hat-trick. He's achieved 1 in 3 or 4 with all clubs since, not necessarily top clubs but you would have thought he was a decent option given how bad the injuries were at points. To be frozen out like that was really odd.

Someone mentioned Ricky Alvarez earlier, and I just find the story so funny even having to pay the development fee. From wiki

Class, get him paid loads even though he's shite, it's a great laugh. The guy is the biggest fraud of the decade.

Forgot this was on. Thanks VAR, thar.

Someone probably posted this but it's so bizarre

Imagine being coached off of Andy Carroll, he's the living example of how not to train as a footballer