TaylorJ_01

Wish we had a crowd like this. Would kill Ashley.

Santon starts by the w

That's too good

The Lions coming on the pitch. Hair-raising. And I hate celtic...

Bertie Auld is such a lovable guy did yous see that?

Reckon our medical team is just a constant stream of "Does it hurt when I do this?" "No" "How about now?" "Yes" "I've just detached your retina"

you're right, that's well funny, can't wait to tell my mates

Reus was silly last season. Absolutely magic.

think of the children

I'm boycotting that world cup anyway. Against human rights and I won't be supporting it. Fuck Qatar, terrorist funding fucks.

holocaust banter is, and always will be, the most disgusting chat there is.

hopefully just because he's a dopey twat

your maw is bald

"like an ant"

Can't help thinking that must involve his penis.

While I agree he is a phenomenal player, Eden Hazard doesn't do enough silly skill moves to really impress me.

If they rush him back he might actually die.

Terry to Cahill to Ivanovic

Been waiting for Cavani vs. Willian all day. Their first duel was class and rubbish.

Carvery loves being rubbish

It's the old style of assuming black people are foreign which they probably mostly were when he was younger. I don't believe there's any malice in it but it's very stupid...

So where is he?

Looks like we're going to get battered by loads of massive black guys then.

He acts like someone who has been sheltered since birth, probably through being good at football. He's not been beaten up enough.

that and he's not good.