TaylorJ_01

Serie A is packed full of really technically sound players. I love it.

Ouch, bit of blood there.

Muntari

Hans

let me enjoy this damnit

Dem crowd displays. 79k in the ground.

Milan derby tonight, didn't realise Mancini is managing Inter now.

Just realised I'm half an hour behind. Collins point still stands.

happy birthday

James Collins is so fucking crap. Deliberate foul then stopped running. Excellent advantage played which showed him up as the twat he is.

Put 0-0 on earlier. I love football.

thought thy exact same thing hither thee

I'm out - rate game out of 10.

he'll mess you up good........ through text

Ronaldo vs. Wallsendmag would be way better than us trying not to be worse than QPR.

Has just retired from comedy, not sure why.

yew little rippah. Perfect, thanks

:lol: :lol:

ffs You actually having a fucking laugh? I can't believe how fucked up everything is. Everyone is racist, everyone is corrupt, welcome to football.

Updates! Collins John http://www.mijnvoetbaltalent.nl/uploads/images/Collins%20John.jpg The Liberian born striker signed for around £600k, had a blistering start for Fulham, ending the season as their top scorer. Tailed out and has had spells at Leicester City, Watford, N.E.C Breda, Roselare (Belgium) and Chicago Fire before Tony Adams signed him for Gabala (Azerbaijan). Adams left, and so did John, packing his bags and moving to Mes Sarcheshmeh (Iran) before being brought in by Barnet chairman Anthony Kleanthous to play under Edgar Davids. He is now a free agent after having his contract terminated from Barnet playing only 75 minutes in 5 months for the league 2 club. Still only 27. Update: After Barnet he went on to trial at Go Ahead Eagles without any luck. He went on to sign a two year deal in June 2013 with Polish team Piast Gliwice who, upon actually watching him play, loaned him out to their reserve team a few divisions down. Nothing really happened until 10 months later in March 2014 when he signed for USL Pro (3rd tier) team Pittburgh Riverhounds. After 4 goals, 11 appearances and a violent conduct offence he terminated his contract for no specific reason. Most recently Collins John has been spotted on trial at Crawley Town but failing to win over John Gregory. Collins John is now 29. -------------------- Amr Zaki http://img.skysports.com/08/09/218x298/AmrZaki_1160524.jpg Egyptian born striker once likened to Alan Shearer by Dave Whelan. Signed on loan from Zamalek, Zaki had a eventful couple of seasons in the Premiership with an mildly impressive goal tally of 11 in his first season. However, the lure of not returning to play under Steve Bruce proved too much and he hid in Egypt for a while. Despite being fined absolutely loads by Steve Bruce he stayed, with Steve Bruce declaring the club would not be taking up the option of making his loan deal permanent. After a sort of odd spell at Hull City he moved to Turkey to play for Elazığspor (after a brief bout of interest from Blackpool). Once the Turkish club stopped paying him he rescinded his contract and is now a free agent. Update: Elazığspor decided, after no-one met their price-tag of 400k, to stop paying Zaki until he left. His old club Zamalek rejected his offer to move back so he joined his other old club ENPPI (Engineering for the Petroleum and Process Industries Club) but immediately, as in the past, had a disagreement. His contract was terminated after just 12 days and Zaki was left without a club. This was until Al-Salmiya, Kuwaiti league side, came in with an offer in 2013. He played for a few months before again having his contract terminated, citing issues with injury and salary, and left off to find a team in Europe. Somehow, this led him to Moroccan champions Raya Casablanca. Right after passing his medical he shattered his foot in a friendly. Zaki was flown to Munich to see a specialist doctor who advised that Zaki needed urgent surgery. Raya Casablanca ignored this and didn't reply. In late 2013 Zaki terminated his contract again and, for the 4th time in 2 years, was a free agent. After a year absence Zaki signed a one-year deal with Lebanese side Al-Ahed in August 2014 after "long negotiations" but, citing a previous injury, terminated his contract a month later. Zaki is now a free agent. His brother, Saber Zaki, has recently been banned for life from coaching for insulting other coaches via SMS. Surely, the Zaki's reign of terror over World football has come to an end.

Last time I watched the goals broke in the 85th minute. Despite there only being 5 minutes play left they added on 15 more anyway.

meanwhile messi sits in the corner playing wonderwall on a flute asking folk for money

and I have the rest of the week off. Days of golden grahams and calling you a spod beckons.

Stevie May motm and voted Times most influential man of 2014.