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So basically, free tickets for all.

Quite aware of that

Why do they even have Falcao

Put Man United -1 on before match

Brad Jones!

Yeah they love it there. For some reason we have a Somalian goalkeeper in our academy I think.

If we win with a Tiote, Colback and Abeid midfield it'll be the death of football as we know it.

Great job by Derek Wright maybe he isn't so shit aft- God damnit Derek.

Seems to be without a club at age 23, jesus. His last tweet was "Gli uomini non sanno apprezzare e misurare che la fortuna degli altri. La propria, mai." "Piece in the oven, folks. Incipit: You can not think to move for 90 minutes in a garden full of rattlesnakes without being bitten"

Hope someone battered him.

Yep, precisely. Playing pretty much every game.

Sterling has been gash recently. Looks burned out already.

"I'd rather play this £35m player over these two Brazil internationals" is not the same as "I'd rather have this French league winner/International over a guy that has been injured and/or crap forever".

Why are they all so stupid, man if they applied themselves even a moderate amount they could have carved a decent career.

We can get Tomasz Kusczak in a few weeks as his short term deal at Wolves runs out. Only 32 - thought he was decent. Would be good back up for Krul for a while...

Marc Walton is a massive slug now, jesus. http://www.newspostleader.co.uk/webimage/1.6304515.1386592824!/image/3306479811.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/3306479811.jpg

Ashington also have former reserves James Taylor, Marc Walton, Darren Lough and a couple other familiar looking names.

That was last year, looks like he plays for Ashington now Went on his twitter. Just talks about golf loads I was really thinking he'd be good since he was scoring silly amounts for the reserves.

Phil Airey used to score for fun. Has he just quit altogether? What a waste Edit: Wiki says he's on loan at Whitley Bay from Blyth.

wow, nice one, were you pro? Is it likely Spear is getting paid much? Haha no I gave up football when I discovered alcohol and recreational drug use. Spear is probably not paid much and is on all accords only semi-pro. I guess he's provided housing and a job in fish processing ashame. That's quite a spectacular fall from grace for Spear then (no offence to KA!). In fairness, must be tough for a young guy who had a really bright future to then, a few years later, be alone in a foreign country living on nothing.

wow, nice one, were you pro? Is it likely Spear is getting paid much?

There's a guy called Dean Martin who is 42 (ex-Hammer) with a ridiculous career 1990–1991 Fisher Athletic 0 (0) 1991–1993 West Ham 2 (0) 1992–1993 → Colchester United (loan) 8 (2) 1993–1995 Kettering 43 (6) 1995 KA 16 (3) 1995–1996 Brentford 19 (1) 1996 KA 15 (1) 1996 Eastern AA ? (?) 1996-1997 Hong Kong Rangers ? (?) 1997 KA 5 (0) 1997-1998 Hong Kong Rangers ? (?) 1998 ÍA 10 (2) 1998 Bohemians 3 (0) 1999 Hereford 1 (0) 1999 KA 14 (3) 1999–2000 Stevenage Borough 22 (2) 2000 KA 16 (3) 2000-2001 Stevenage Borough 29 (4) 2001-2004 KA 69 (5) 2005-2007 ÍA 28 (2) 2008-2010 KA 60 (5) 2010–2014 ÍA 43 (5) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Martin_(footballer,_born_1972) He's played for KA 7 times

Plays for BI/Bolungarvik now with Nigel Quashie. Capacity 2,000. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%8D/Bolungarv%C3%ADk Always get unreasonably interested in players that drift around really obscure teams. How does it happen?

...which is my point although presumably you won't have Keshi trying to destroy you any more.

Ba has 16 goals in 18 games (incl. CL) for Besiktas. Weird how he didn't get more of a chance/do better at Chelsea, the guy's an absolutely cracking striker.