TaylorJ_01

Both goals were immense. I'm so simultaneously angry and erect.

For fuck sake

Did yous just see that goal?

Just scored a beauty

Horrible minging guy on Talksport just shouting "YES!". Bet he's fat and a prick.

Is Mbabu not a CB originally?

League mdebut

This is the sort of stuff we should have sorted in pre season instead of playing shite american teams.

charnley charnley on the decks is he fuck, he's got specs

lol

They should just hire some fucking mental guy from Serbia. All the coaches can just be terrifying massive guys shouting in Serbian.

Watched Cabella last night. So crap, man. What the hell happened. Lightest shrug and he's on the deck. If we get stuck with him and Thauvin it'll be hilarious.

Was Mbabubemba an effective partnership?

Debut!

Just a completely weak set of players. Season goes against them even slightly & they've all gone to pieces. Given up since we lost to West Ham. Which year?

What did everyone have for dinner?

I haven't been this happy as a Newcastle fan in years. Mbabu Mbemba, I have a tear in my eye imagining Mbemba Mbabu Mbiwa :'(

MBBAAAAABBUUUUMBBEEEMMMBAAAA!

Are we any closer to an Mbemba-Mbabu partnership?

Twas a beast, too.

Greenock 3-1 up...

"think he was just fighting with people"

The Motherwell game has gone mental. Losing to Greenock Morton, a steward has been arrested.

The guy plays Scotland soon we need to win