TaylorJ_01

The same thing that makes them think we won't get relegated.

I really don't think Motta and Matuidi are better players than him. I can see why Matuidi plays as he's so energetic and gives that midfield legs but I think YoCabs could come in for Motta and do just as good a job. Nah, no way, Mottas is the player you don't take out in that midfield. He's by far their best midfielder. Plays for Brazil x Born in Brazil ✓

Italians are big on that. AC I think didn't sign this one French lad because of his teeth lol Aye, Aly Cissokho Worked out for the best, he's gash.

What is his motivation? Simply power?

I'm not remotely tempted. Probably go get a shower and head out to watch it somewhere. With that in mind - anyone who's not going to the game - want to watch it somewhere? Shark Club is always available but shark club.

One look at Ronaldo's goal record should be enough to pick him every time. He'll guarantee at least 1 goal per game. It's obscene.

can smash branko now

I don't believe them, there's no way IP and KI have girlfriends.

I'm gonna be finding it difficult to get away from the fat wank at this rate.

He's been filth for a while. Shame.

on loan

I'm obviously going over the top (only slightly, worryingly for Mikel) - but Cabaye is miles ahead of him. Arteta does f*** all other than hit a few penalties nowadays. Him and Rosicky (who used to be one of my favourites) should be nowhere near a title-challenging first 11.

I'll try and get some cheap medals too - I found some that Caj would have found amusingly bad. Just so all the team have something to take away! Good if the family could present the trophy, and the winners present flowers to the family

Arteta is entirely pointless. I'm better than Arteta.

Trophy on way - £20.03 - will (hopefully) be engraved with LOCKWOOD CUP WINNER.

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Given Premiership TV money they'd do extremely well. Fan bases are ruddy huge for one. Sneer all yees want.

"uncertainty over Cabaye's future at PSG contributed to the 4-0 loss against Leicester"

http://www.thestar.co.uk/webimage/1.5894244.1374833044!/image/4083034634.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/4083034634.jpg they most definitely will hurt people. They'll probably just do it anyway for a laugh. They nearly killed me doing the 'bouncy bouncy' on the subway Like Newcastle though a large amount of the mega-fans have given up hope and been replaced with wee neds.

Don't even joke about that if they get beat 3-0 off Celtic at home he will die within minutes.

Ronaldo is an utterly ridiculous man. No-one comes close in my generation other than Messi.

That said, we could do with him. The fact he left us in the shit and now look to be getting relegated is probably playing on his mind.

He could probably have went anywhere and he chose horrible PSG in the rubbish French league. Fuck him.

f*** it, I'll get the 20 quid one, looks a lot better. Would only be like 1 quid each

I have it in hand! Trying to confirm it won't be awful as it's from the internet. Will hopefully be delivered this week.