TaylorJ_01

I'm surprised it hasn't happened more, what with the amount of boring names there are in the premier league.

hans giz a wave

We'll probably sign him then leave him on the bench.

That's a class analogy for the current situation

peng

Who? I meant full name, by the way.

Has there ever been a case of two players in the same team having exactly the same name and, if so, what was on the back of the tops? The whole Mousa/Moussa Dembele thing made me think of it - although they never played together.

Rob Elliot? He's played once and it was a 4-0 loss

Graham Carr - ""

OK football Would rather watch Angus Deayton rim my dad.

Anal Fartpoo

Scathing

Cunt's played 2 games all year I know he meant his team-mates - but Lallana has played more games than any of our lads and absolutely gubbed us. It's such a crap excuse to use and I hate Pardew for drilling it into our players heads.

I think the closest he's come to going is HT at Everton. Those 2 goals kept him in a job. I remember starting a game of football when we were 3-0 down. Was hoping they'd get more tbh to rid us of this clown. Felt bad about it...

Nice :lol:

Someone's got their decimal point in the wrong place. That is literally the least likely thing to happen in the history of the Earth.

I was hoping the infamous Reading game would be the nail in the coffin. I've wanted him out for about 2+ years, when it happens I'll probably just start crying.

Aye Robinho isn't very good anymore at all.

On the other hand if there's anywhere you'll get a lot of practice kicking it long, it's here.

horrible stuff. Would it be wrong to have a minutes silence in the first game? Might put a downer on it, but it'd be nice to see they haven't tried to brush it under the carpet. Maybe a small memorial, although 12 more would probably die erecting it.

Bye.

such toughness