TaylorJ_01

Whats yours 200%? I just love that you've thought about it and come up with 65%, so specific.

"I am not gash"

What a fiendishly clever plan from the Sunderland think tank. Pardew and Carver couldn't quite match up, but at least Pards was scribbling his tactics in a notebook to study for later. Sounds more like standard kick-it-longer Stone tactics tbh.

His corners were brilliant, just remembered. Better than Santon's absolutely gash attempts.

Stone and Carver are prehistoric arseholes. I'm a few pages late.

I think we'll play pointlessly well.

I don't think it was originally that general

We hardly robbed PSG, we should have pushed for a lot more. No way is Cabaye a £40m player.

Woah there

Did you look away when it was 3-0?

Inter - Juve

Guardiola has outbored his old Barca team. Impressive. Too easy.

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Moralez 3-0. Napoli are horrific. The defending for the three goals is a joy to behold, genuinely the worst I've seen

Denis at the double against Napoli. Crap defending. Moralez is mint Really enjoying serie A this season. Good ol' BT sport.

Pepe Reina 1-0 atalanta.

Man, I absolutely fucking love Ki. The guy never puts a foot wrong. He was my MOTM again.

Not even ours to begin with. we bought him for a 2m loan fee you daft sod.

I think we should sell Remy.

I think he's a really limited manager but he does have his moments in terms of results, so why do you think he seems to get this derby match so wrong every time? He's a daft fud.

Thought he was alright tbh. Think everyone has gan mental. My flatmate, not a fan, was furious at the c***s around him standing still. Was a cheap giveaway for the third. Edit: meant for the hba thread, much mung.

Did we have any chances?

Tiote was ruddy minging.