TaylorJ_01

Aye lets buy a player whose proven not to work with our main striker. Remy - Ba - Ben Arfa, easy.

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then? I have absolutely no idea what you mean He he, it's an old (and, admittedly, s***) joke. I'm implying that your doctor is a perv who fiddles with your bum unnecessarily. Ah, gotcha. It was actually a young stand-in female doctor who was only there for the day. Was trying to make small chat like "good end to the day, eh, heh" and "is this how you usually approach guys?"

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then? I have absolutely no idea what you mean

I'd take Ba back over Gomis.

Can't say I'd recommend it, like.

I'm in the doctors, safe in the knowledge that I'm not the only one getting a finger up my arse today.

I remember hearing about Carroll eating loads of kebabs. Not a huge problem since he probably burned a shit-ton of calories at that age but it was usually followed after a massive booze session

Aye definitely looks like one of those pizza vans.

Desperate for this to go over the line. Also, if he signs I'm going to call one of ours frogs 'Loic'.

Lighten up messy

What the f*** is your sig? :lol: and avatar good lord

I tried it, I just got this

Poor Phil

McCoist is an absolute legend up here. They push him out they'll have serious hell.

Progressive anger was excellent there

http://i.imgur.com/nAZn1.gif

Germans being sensible probably, good idea. World cup Qatar will need them

Bafetimbi "5-time reggae reggae goldberg" Gomis then Can you dig it.

The guy's been minging for about 20 years, you can see it in his eyes. I believe it.

Except Bent didn't and Defoe has.

+ Morata seems a bit random. I get the impression Morata is like "wait... wha?"

Remy and Gomis = fuckin wey get the beers in lads phwooaaarrr

He can't be better than Santon, surely? That's all I care about if he's starting for us.

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