TaylorJ_01

GET IN THE VAN I think you'll find it's a tactics truck. Any excuse to post this again: http://backofthenet.wikia.com/wiki/Tactics_Truck :lol:

"Bobby's last wish was for you to take over from Pardew" "how did he know Pardew would be manager?" "...get in the van"

:lol:

ADVERTS HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MORE ADVERTS CHEESESTRING GAZPROM NIVEA ARGOS

THERE'S A JOB AT NEWCASTLE JOSE

Why the f*** are they rushing away from Mourinho despite him about to say where he'll be

500 euros man Ah man, forgot about this! Christ, 900, even worse...

500 euros man

YAY

Kevin with the worst time-wasting ever.

oh come on

Dortmund are so uncomfortable having to defend

This time wasting. Against Real Madrid as if they never do it.

Santana coming on for a last minute wunder-tap

I DON'T LIKE THIS

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

he was lying on the ball

33/1 I heard...

edit: remember also telling him to come and play for Newcastle and he said, and I quote, "no".

Kevin is a lovely, lovely, strange chap. We're going up to Wembley to see him if Dortmund make it and he's coming here to watch a Celtic game some of the stories, man...

f***ing hope Gabriel Clarke grabs him post-match and goes "wagwan, Goondowan?" to be fair they should go back to that because it's closer to his name than GOONDO-GWAN.

Stop saying Gundogwan ffs. fwiw, it's Goon-doh-an. Learn the names Tyldesley pls.

now it's 'Goondowan'.

This offside trapping.