TaylorJ_01

We also need to watch we don't get all Pardew. We need to make them worry about our attackers rather than us spending all the training on dealing with Kevin fucking Nolan. We should be saying "we have Ben Arfa, Cisse, Gouffran and Sissoko attacking their back four" rather than "Simpson has experience, Kevin Nolan is a threat, what about Jack Collison?" I can just tell he's doing the latter with our players right now.

Hes really skinny tho This is exactly the time we don't want him. He's rubbish and he's a fucking coward whenever there's pressure.

That fucking 6-0 has damaged our goal difference. We're now level on it with Wigan. Otherwise I'd suggest massively attacking. Tbh, I think I still would. A back 4 + 1 DM is adequate to keep the goals down. A back 4 + 3 DMs (counting Jonas as a DM) just invites an insane amount of pressure with no relief further up the park.

Never gets old

fucking leave you mad bastard

Was going to start a 'where were you' thread for the last relegation but thought it'd be a bit daft. Might as well go in here. I was at work getting texts off my mate while hiding in the corner behind all the rug racks (dunelm mill). Ended up hearing it from some customer so ran up to him and asked. Hadn't experienced that level of guttedness and haven't since. Gary Speed and wor Bobby ran it close, mind. Where were you?

He needs a cool name so people will like him. Like Ched. Ched Evans. wait.

You'd accept a slight profit on our only striker? Until we get 2 more in he should be indispensable. Christ almighty.

With the emphasis on fun. And gay

I think I'm going to be shitting myself constantly over summer while the inevitable Ben Arfa rumours fly about if he leaves it'll be a huge blow, I absolutely adore him.

That'll surely scare Ashley...

Cabaye 1 strange, can't think of anything he did in particular.

Can you not just do an anytime scorer double?

It's all Chinese whispers. He was probably just talking about pies.

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The rumours is that he's been sacked. Twitter bullshit as always. One can hope, mind. edit: according to Mick Lowes, apparently.

It's Curbishley ain't it...

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19 ffs. We're being invaded.

If we tried to sacrifice with Ameobi, Jonas and Pardew he'd strike us all down with aids as a punishment.

I don't think a league can be quantified as a percentage. This will need more thought.

What should I say? Within the first 6 tenths in the league? Doesn't have the same ring to it.

"Top 12" :lol: ...in a league of 20. Brilliant mate. Of course I should be more selfish and we should finish top 5 easy. I am dumber than cow. My point is any decent manager will be an improvement and see us perfectly safe, at the very, very least.

I remember when he signed I didn't think he'd see the first team till pre-season at the earliest. He's done OK given he's been chucked in at the deep end by a certifiable mong. I have high hopes for his future but I completely agree that, if possible, he should be left out.