TaylorJ_01

It's pronounced how it is spelled i.e. McClean.

did you know 'alan smith' is an anagram of 'fucking shitty gimp'?

He's shit. Better out than in. Much like shit.

From walking from the library to the pub you lost 3 shitey goals. Baffling

Was watching Fiorentina - Siena. That Montolivo has some talent. Effortless.

Man in stands engages in racist behaviour = we'll do all we can to apprehend this dreadful miscreant. Man on pitch engages in racist behaviour = t-shirt campaign, protestations of innocence, downplaying of racism, booing of victim.

now now don't start spacking

He had an odd game. He seemed to see the ball much, much more than anyone else. Undecided about the lad really.

Agreed. I mean I wear white boots but I'm fucking quality.

Should change the thread title to 'Asshola Ameobi'

fyp

We didn't have a single player who performed up to standard today, apart from Perch who was better than usual. Perch must have been designated driver.

As predicted but without the goal.

To me it seems like he thinks he is much better than he actually is. Always trying to beat players for pace. Put himself about today but was no good.

He's shown he still has the 'zip' but for some reason looked sluggish today. Think whatever they did in Tenerife was a massive fail.

I wish someone would make a reasonable comment instead of the usual polar opposite contributions. He was bad today, like the rest of them. Still managed to set up Best for our best chance of the game but otherwise he wasn't very good at all.

Mind, HBA's ball through to Best was lush.

Looked composed, only slight positive about today.

Great game again

I hate how Pardew only acts after a game-changing event. Triple sub at 82 minutes after we go a goal down ffs.

daft cocks

Too early you fannies.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/041/343/index.php20110724-22047-58b7hk.png

Yup, Perch in midfield and Cabaye center half because Pardew thinks Cabaye can carry it out from the back and Brighton won't test him aerially according to the radio. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/641/DAFUQ.jpg