TaylorJ_01

Vuckic for me although that would require Guthrie to play a more defensive role.

love that!

Never really heard much of him but RIP nonetheless.

Spelt Sevilla wrong. Spelt Newcastle wrong, Spain fags.

I never understand the appeal. Bunch of play-acting fannies half the time.

the defending man, crikey

God, they seem to think Gardner is the reincarnation of jesus

This is embarrassing stuff man

Ramos Despite the fact he's a cunt

Badibal.

poo y'all

:lol:

idiots

To the tune of Eiffel 65 - Blue; CIIIS-SÉ demba ba demba ba, CIIIS-SÉ demba ba, demba ba demba ba. I'm blue, da ba de da ba di etc

I think 'Ba and Cisse' works better when sung, although I can see why you want to put Ba second.

Mad stats! Didn't Ba get quite a few goals for Hoffenheim (sp) before he moved to West Ham as well? Before Wikipedia got blacked out I had worked out between them, in the last season and a half they had scored 64 in total! Yeah he did, 6 in 14 I think, forgot to add them in. Also missed out cup games so 64 is probably accurate. Mad stuff.

From last two seasons; Demba Ba league stats - 22 goals in last 27 games Papiss Cisse league stats - 31 goals in last 49 games Scary shit.

Sacked all the players too though, n'est pas?

Didn't they sack all the staff though?

That's f***ing all he thinks about ffs Scoring goals and drinking syrup, absolute legend. Part-timer tbh, Cissé thinks about goals when sleeping.

He's still a fat pleb, mind.

That's a bit like asking how is the sky meant to look green when it's blue. http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg46/scaled.php?server=46&filename=stevechair.jpg&res=medium

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/jan2012/3/4/papiss-cisse-with-alan-pardew-526858629.jpg http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg809/scaled.php?server=809&filename=a95c16069c6e409b90c26d8.png&res=medium

I made it! I'll try and find it...