TaylorJ_01

Fucking hell, he definitely is. 'RAAHH HEE DEFINITELY BRAWWWT HIM DAAWN THERE LIKE *hic*'

Is Robbie Savage drunk? He's slurring like fuck.

Masch to Barca seems like it will happen.

Glad to say I've always stuck by him. Impressed me right from the start.

Baines? You taking the piss? Canny player IMO. I forgot about Baines. Agreed. A very good left back. Well, he's alright, rate Enrique a lot higher. Possibly biased...

jeez

Baines? You taking the piss?

Here he is hurting Theo Walcott. http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Arsenal+v+FC+Twente+UEFA+Champions+League+pi0oBUJvdTwl.jpg

Aye it looks bad like....i'd much rather have rampant pace u front off Carroll. So far you have used the words 'nasty' and 'rampant', I love it

He'd fucking murder Accrington. It's probably not safe to play him.

I am. Especially if he definitely wants to stay here. Hopefully he'll get a call-up for Spain one of these days, would be nice for him.

Beresford / Bernard Hopefully he won't have an ego attack like Bernard and leave for one of the "world's top clubs". Bernard, what a guy. Still have a pancake shop in Newcastle?

Instead of going HD they've been fucking cut from my package. Bastards.

Have we ever had a better left-back? Fantastic player. Everything is so easy, even against quality opposition.

I did manage to presuade her that when Newcastle win it's "a different kind of happiness". she seemed pretty reassured after that. Thankfully. What? Real happiness?

"and where Andy Carroll isn't just eight foot of greased monkey."

Every time I've watched Wham! I've been impressed by him. Technically he is probably the best in their team.

Fuck, it still feels good this morning. We beat Villa 6-0, jesus christ. What a performance.

Would love Diamanti, especially at that price. Very talented, totally under-appreciated at Wham. Seems a decent bloke as well.

I didn't say his word was gospel.

Hughton did say that Smith is the 'only defensive midfielder and we need cover in that area' or words to that extent when Tiote was confirmed so I think he wants them both here.

HAHA, fucking right up ye Savage.

I heard chalkman. It's funnier that way.

'It was the tale of a rollercoaster, the two halves were chalkman cheese.' Did I just hear that?

Who said that?