TaylorJ_01

Clarke Carlisle.

Chelsea are utterly devastating sometimes. Lampard is absolute quality.

http://www.craigbellamyfoundation.org/ Centre due to open next month. Can't possibly think what the advance was going to be used for, probably something hilariously stupid and not at all worthwhile. Yeah, I recommend you watch the video.

I thought he was awesome. Yeah, in 2006/2007 season he was on fire. Great memories from those European nights. 1 season out of 3. wow not good enough for a striker on 80k a week and cost 10 million No doubt about it, he was a twat. He had his moments though and I have some very fond memories of him (namely our 4-3 win at tottenham).

I thought he was awesome.

Can't go near Martins for entertainment value. Shite-shite-shite-85mph shot top bin-shite-shite-ovehead kick-shite etc etc.

I sort of... like our players. I don't say that much, but I have a lot of time for all of them.

They have some really good players though. Parker, Cole, Diamanti to name a few. On an aside, I'd take Diamanti off their hands. He looks proper quality (sometimes).

Can't understand some players. If someone told me I would make a living by playing football I would have fainted with joy. Twats like Xisco are ruining this privilege. Millions of people can only dream about doing what he does and he's taking it for granted

He just looks in pain there.

Don't give him any ideas now.

He was bullshit in our reserves aswell. Didn't look arsed at all. I feel sorry for him a bit, but since he didn't look bothered he can get tae for all I care.

Yeah sorry VI, I reviewed my post a bit. I agree, 1.5 season loan is craziness. It puts them off buying him for a while aswell. Still, in Brazil 89 goals in 159 appearances. 41 in 58 in one of his seasons at Coritiba

We have had quite a few big flops these past few seasons: Henrique, Hleb, Gudjohnsen, Cáceres, probably Keirrison and Chygrysnky too. Thanks god our youth setup has been as good as it's been. Isn't Keirrison only like 19 and you got him at the start of the season? Strange damnation of a very promising player. And often it isn't the players fault imo, it's more the formation that Barca use. Don't get me wrong, they use it incredibly well but alot of players aren't used to it (Hleb, Henry (at the start at least)). EDIT: Pep Guardiola seems to be trying to blood him into european football. I hold this lad in very high regard. He's 21 btw, my bad. Found this funny aswell "Barcelona also granted La viola an option to buy the player for €14 million and Barca reserved to the rights of not selling the player." So it's 'you can buy him at any time for 14mill... but only if we let you'. Most pointless clause ever.

Am I still a trophy virgin in reagrds to Newcastle? I feel like the club's first trophy (in my lifetime I mean) being the second division title is a bit like having your first time with a prostitute. I'm in the same boat but your analogy's a bit off. It's more like picking up the fat bird at a party everyone's trying to avoid but you're desperate for some first-time skin-on-skin (skin-on-metal) contact so you take the easy way out and get her drunk enough to score at the end of the night. And it doesn't matter if you were crap in bed as she's easy and it's your first time. And it still feels so damn good. I would say we were great in bed, but she was ugly as fuck.

Sure I saw Kevin Nolan wearing a white collar aswell...

I'll take Jozy Altidore thank you (apart from his horrible red card display today). A bit of Jimmy Bullard action in the midfield would be welcome aswell. Bit of a crock though.

How many late goals do we concede? Fuck's sake. Nevermind, all is well!

Ah, I still love the spinning little tyke. He's having a cracker of a game by the sounds of it. Just announced MOTM

Feel slightly sad about Butt leaving. I'm not sure why really. Not sure at all.

Parker screamer. We need him back! 3-2 West Ham.

lucky cunts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Viana Guess that's a yes.

However, it's incredible how such a good defensive player becomes totally useless past the halfway line.

Ahahaha, Bareth Gale