TaylorJ_01

Move on!? MOVE ON!? I've been sitting here for 2 f***ing weeks hitting F5 every 4 seconds! Might aswell have had an epic chug!

The guy would definitely have came here. It's like having Cheryl Cole turn up on your doorstep asking for a meat dinner and you refuse.

£6.5m is a steal for him. I hate us

OH FOR F*** SAKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

excellent

Great main attribute for a winger, that. And regarding the post after the one I just quoted, I thought his crossing was terrible. Granted I think he's better at it than he was but I only remember him slapping one in the box and it dribbled to their centre-back.

Actually yeah, remember him getting a dunt earlier on.

Shouldn't even be a fall-back option, just sign them both. Zarate and Ben Arfa. Yep, what's the problem? I think the fact I might just die from continuous ejaculation on a match day Won't be sitting in front of you then.

Carroll ran his baws off last night. He was everywhere.

Arevalo has one leg.

Darrin Gobson.

Er, how do you know the Ivory Coast player (if he exists) is bigger? I can gurantee it's Tiote. i'm hoping that if that is correct then the reason we are trying for a loan for ben arfa is to be able to buy the "other" midfielder we so desperatly need. Arevalo is 5 ft 6, Tiote is pushing 6 ft I think.

Surely if Benfica can't meet his wage demands we wouldn't be willing to? Or has he dropped his demands a bit for us?!

Not much. Last night their president said it would be sorted in the next 48hrs. If I had a nickel...

It's ashame Vickery is stuck on at 3am on a saturday morning. Usually smashed but it's always a great listen.

We'll score two goals, good one!

Holy s***, the chalkboard on Scholes... That's reaching Xavi levels.

Woooo!

Also, why has he ended his International career when he is only 23 is it just because he is slightly mental?

That's a ridiculous deal. At one point I thought Stephen Ireland was actually god.

'leader of the magpies'. Like Hughton is some sort of crazy dictator

196 what? F***. You're good.

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